A daddy pick-up line is a line used by a man to flirt with and/or attract a woman. In the world of dating, pick-up lines are often used by men to try and score a date with a woman.
And while some women may find them cheesy or even desperate, there are some who can’t help but laugh at the creativity of some of these lines.
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If you’re a man who’s looking to use a pick-up line on a woman, then you’ve come to the right place. Here, we’ve compiled a list of some of the best and most interesting pick-up lines that you can use to try and win over the object of your affection.
Sugar Daddy Lines
1. Are you a sugar daddy? Because you look like you could help me out financially.
2. Do you have a sugar daddy? Because I’d like to have one too!
3. Do you want to be my sugar daddy? Because I could really use some financial help.
4. Do you know what a sugar daddy is? Because I think you could be one for me!
5. If you’re a sugar daddy, then you must be sweet, rich, and generous, and I think you fit that description perfectly!
6. Your daddy must have been a vegan baker because you’re a cross
7. Is your dad a genie because you’re making my dreams come true.
8. Is your dad a sergeant cause you’re making my privates stand at attention!
9. Does your dad work at the grocery store because you have nice melons!
10. Any of you ladies wanna help make me a daddy by the end of the day?
11. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
12. Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?
13. Is your daddy retarded because of your special.
14. Is your daddy the owner of Wendy’s because you make me want to eat great even late.
15. Is your daddy a butcher? Because I want to bone you.
Best Dirty Lines
16. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together
17. Do you mind if I walk you home? My mother always told me to follow my dreams
18. What’s a perfect gentleman like me doing without your phone number?
19. On a lazy Sunday: Netflix all day, getting lost in a museum, or cuddling with me?
20. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
21. Damn, you have a dog! Does that mean I’ll never win the “best ever cuddler” title?
22. Are you my appendix? Because this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out.
23. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re CuTe
24. Is your dad an alien because you are out of this world.
25. Is your dad a drug dealer? Cause you sure are dope!
26. Do you believe in free love? (No) Then how much for a BJ?
27. Do you live on a chicken farm? (No) You sure know how to raise cock.
28. Your daddy must be a high jumper because you make my bar raise!
29. Your daddy must have been a Baker because you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen.
30. Is your daddy a jalapeno because you sure are hot.
Funny Daddy Lines
31. Is your daddy a magician? Because abracaDAYUM.
32. Is your daddy a jalapeno because you sure are hot
33. Is your daddy a grocery store attendant because you have nice melons.
34. Is your daddy a locksmith because you have the keys to my heart.
35. Is your daddy a hunter? Because your such a fox.
36. Is your daddy a genie because you’re making my dreams come true.
37. Is your daddy a terrorist? Because you’re the bomb.
38. Is your daddy a thief, Because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes?
39. Is your daddy a wrestler, because I just want to take you down.
40. Is your daddy an alien because you are out of this world.
41. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
42. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
43. If you were in an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
44. I’ve recently qualified as a gynecologist and I’d like to offer you my pro-boner services
45. Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
46. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas
47. Hey, I’m looking for a treasure, Can I look around your chest?
48. Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me
49. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
50. If I told you I had a 2-inch d! ck would you fuck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.
51. My d! ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?
52. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
53. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free
54. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…
55. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit
56. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.
57. That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I
58. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down
59. I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to-do list
60. I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit.