What can be better than approaching someone with a glass of beer! It is always said that people who drink together, stay together. It would be a great night when you will share a can of beer with someone special.
Flirty Pickup lines are evergreen conversation openers. You can just slide into anyone’s Dm or heart just by using them smoothly. So, here are some intoxicating drunken lines to feel the magic of love.
Funny Beer Lines
1. Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.
2. If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again cause I would always miss you 😉
3. Girl, I don’t even need beer goggles to see your hotness.
4. Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder”
5. Are you a beer? Because you’re simply intoxicating.
6. Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking
7. You’re prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.
8. So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?
9. If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again Cause I would always miss you 😉
10. Want a pint of green beer?
11. Wanna go grab a beer and howl at the moon?
12. When you’re done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?
13. If you were a beer, you’d be FINEeken light .
14. Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.
15. Call me if you want someone to share your beer with.
Some More Drunken Lines
16. Baby, you’re the hot @ss in my shot glass.
17. I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
18. Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
19. This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for my love machine.
20. Do you like blow jobs or sex on the beach? I’m talking cocktails of course.
21. Do I look like a flippin’ fish bowl to you?, …. get me a beer!
22. What do you want to drink? Beer? Whisky? Vodka?
23. What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
24. What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
25. Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
26. Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
27. Here’s 50 euro’s. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.
28. You are just the way I like my beer… Strong, Sweet and Addictive
29. I’ll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
30. I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.
Top Addictive Lines on Beer
31. I definitely know you from somewhere… I wouldn’t have forgotten you.
32. Go up to someone, take an ice cube out of your glass, and smash it. Then say, “Now that I’ve broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?
33. I remember when drinking green beer was cool.
34. Are you a Bud Light Lime?
Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
35. Are you a Bud Light Lime?
Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.
36. Would you like to have another beer? What of another tip?
37. Mind having an alcohol free beer?
38. Are you going to finish that? Anyway I am here to carry you home.
39. I thought beer was good here, but you are better.
40. Do you want to drink beer? Me too.
41. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
42. \Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?
43. I just noticed you are drinking the same beer as mine? Who is copying the other?
44. I would have bought you some gum, but it’s going to spoil your beer breath when it’s what I need tonight.
45. I wish I came here earlier, because for the price of that beer you would have had me for the night.
Amazing Beer Pickup Lines
46. I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for $5. How many can I count you in for?
47. Can I get you some water?
48. I’m not Irish, but I play drunk very well!
49. I want to slam dunk your face with my face.
50. Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
51. Yes please, and tequila too!
52. Have you tried the (drink) here? It’s terrific!
53. Hi there, are you drinking a glass of beer? I love travel how about you?
54. Am I drunk or are you really that beautiful?
55. Alcohol doesn’t expire, and neither will my love for you.
56. I’m really good with a screwdriver…
57. Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
58. I can’t believe they don’t serve Everclear in this place!
59. That beer looks like the one I was drinking. Seems we have the same taste.
60. Do you want to have a drink and have sex with me? No? What about just sex?
Cool Lines on Beer
61. Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.
62. Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?
63. Did you slip some Fire-whiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
64. When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use?
65. Here’s $20. Drink until I’m good looking and then come talk to me.
66. I’m fine with being just friends, as long as I can seduce you when we’re drunk.
67. Help, I can’t breathe.” When they ask why, respond with, Looking at you takes my breath away.
68. What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover..
69. And I thought the beer was good here…
70. I’m having a beer, do you want one too? No, I’m just gonna sit here and watch you drink yours.
71. Can I get you the check? Sure, I love Czech beers!
72. Isn’t it too early to drink? Isn’t it too early to ask stupid questions?
73. Do you want ice? You hold on to that. The next one that tries to water down my drink is gonna need it for his eye.
74. Don’t you just hate it when people try to use pickup lines on you?
75. Hey, I’d swipe right on you. You may also like : Wine Pickup lines