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70+ Biology Pick Up Lines to Divide the Cells of Love

Gwen Adams

While most people think of biology as dry and boring. But their chapters are always fun and interesting. We bet our pick up lines on biology will take you to the days of biology classes.

Try these lines on someone who loves biology and create moments of romance with someone you are blindly in love with. Here are some interesting pick up lines that you can use to impress someone.

1. You’re sweeter than fructose.

2. Hey baby, want to form a zygote? Hey, speaking of biology, let’s fuck.

3. You are so hot, you denature my proteins.

4. You Are Like Cholesterol Cause You Are Dangerous To My Heart.

5. I Need Medical Attention! I Hurt Myself Pretty Bad Falling For You.

6. My favorite element on the periodic table is Uranium because I am in love with U.

7. Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

8. I want to stick to u like glue-code.

9. Like metagenomics used on viral genetic material, I feel that sometimes you know the only way to really see me.

10. Hey Girl, whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

11. When I met you, it felt like moving from two-dimensional chromatography to fluorescence-based sequencing.

12. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because, baby, I want you!

13. You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.

14. They say the tongue is a muscle. Mine needs a workout. Wanna be my trainer?

15. Anoxic sediments make me desire to increase their redox potential.

16. With you, my body’s defense mechanism shuts off entirely. I think your hotness fried the wires.

17. If you were C6 and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be as sweet as sugar.

18. Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks a kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites are preferred.

19. Every time I’m around you, I go through anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.

20. I must be going through anaerobic respiration cuz you take my breath away.

Funny Biology Lines

21. Your Heart Stops When You Sneeze. Kind Of Like What Happens When I Think Of You.

22. You Must Be The Cure For Alzheimer’s Because You’re Unforgettable.

23. Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Make My Heart Skip, I Think I Have Mobitz Type II!

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24. My Hypothalamus Must Be Secreting Serotonin Because Baby, I Want You!

25. You Are Like Cholesterol Cause You Are Dangerous To My Heart.

26. Your Heart Stops When You Sneeze. Kind Of Like What Happens When I Think Of You.

27. You Must Be The Cure For Alzheimer’s Because You’re Unforgettable.

28. If We Were Like Chromosomes, You’d Be My Homologous Pair.

29. Are you an amino acid? Because you’re making my polypeptide chain longer and longer.

30. Are you made of Nickel, Cerium, Arsenic, and Sulfur? Because you’ve got a NiCe AsS!

31. Before I met you, my life was as messy as the unfiltered data of a metagenomics experiment.

32. Do you know what body part makes hormones? My penis.

33. Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.

34. Hey baby, why don’t you get your ligase working on my Okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand?

35. Hey baby, would a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?

36. Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!

37. Hi. Would you mind helping me study Parus major? [What’s that?] Oh, those are great tits.

38. Did You Hear That? Even My Heart Murmurs, I Love You!

39.  I Need Medical Attention! I Hurt Myself Pretty Bad Falling For You.

40. Are You My Appendix? Cause I Have A Funny Feeling In My Stomach That Makes Me Feel Like I Should Take You Out!

Sweet Biology Lines

41. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?

42. I am a microbiologist, my job involves lots of streaking, probing, and mounting. I do it all with culture and sensitivity.

43. I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate — if I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!

44. I could really see myself periodically doing you on a table.

45. I am one strand, you are another. Together we form a double helix.

46. I am a chemist. Do you want to let me experiment with you?

47. I think that you just lost an electron because you are positively attractive.

48. If I was endoplasmic reticulum… I’d be ribbed for your pleasure.

49. If I were a nitrogen base, I would be adenine so I could be paired with U.

50. If I were a Schwann cell, I’d squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

51. If I were a virus, I would infect you with my love.

52. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the cytoplasm, do you want to be the cell membrane?

53. If you are X-Ray diffraction, I must be neutron diffraction, because our processes complement each other.

54. If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granted.

55. It’s a good thing you’ve got evaporative cooling, cause I’m going to make you sweat.

56. Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I’ll give you sticky ends.

Cute and Funny Biology Lines to Use on Girls – Love Bondings

57. Organ Transplants Can Be Very Dangerous, But I’d Give You My Heart Anytime.

58. If The Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of The Cell, Then You Are The Powerhouse Of My Life.

59. I’d Check Your Blood Sugar, But You’re Sweet Enough.

60. Does Your Left Eye Hurt? Because You’ve Been Looking Right All Day.

61. Babe, You Must Be A Neuron Because You Got Some Action Potential.

62. Our Combined Genes Would Definitely Create Exceptional Offspring.

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63. Girl Do You Love Water? That Means You Love 80% Of Me.

64. Did You Damage My Cerebellum? Because I’m Falling All Over The Place For You.

65. Are You Broca’s Aphasia? Cause You Leave Me Speechless.

66. Just Like Osteoarthritis, You’re Really Making Me Weak In The Knees.

67. When I First Saw You, I Thought You Were A Mutant Because You Have Such Freakishly Good Looks.

68.  Did You Cut My Phrenic Nerve? Because Baby, You Take My Breath Away.

69. You’re Just Like Amylase Because You Make Everything Taste Sweeter.

70. Maybe You Need A Little Vitamin ME In Your Life.

71. Organ Transplants Can Be Very Dangerous, But I’d Give You My Heart Anytime.

72. If The Mitochondria Is The Powerhouse Of The Cell, Then You Are The Powerhouse Of My Life.

73. Hi, I’m A T Cell, And I’m Here To Protect You From Everything.

74. I’d Check Your Blood Sugar, But You’re Sweet Enough.

75. Does Your Left Eye Hurt? Because You’ve Been Looking Right All Day.

76. Our Combined Genes Would Definitely Create Exceptional Offspring.

77. Babe, You Must Be A Neuron Because You Got Some Action Potential

78. If you are X-Ray diffraction, I must be neutron diffraction, because our processes complement each other.

79. Your Heart Stops When You Sneeze. Kind Of Like What Happens When I Think Of You.

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