Flirting is an art form and, like any other art form, it takes practice to get good at it. If you’re looking to take your flirting game up a notch, why not try using some lines on your car? Of course, not all car pick-up lines are created equal. Some are cheesy, some are cringeworthy, and some are just plain bad.
To help you out, we’ve compiled a list of the best, worst, and most creative car pick-up lines we could find. So whether you’re looking for a laugh or hoping to score a date, check out our list of car pick-up lines below.
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Best Car Lines
1. I’d like to take you for a spin in my car.
2. Are you my car? Because you’re a 10/10.
3. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.
4. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.
5. Are you a UFO? Because you just abducted my heart
6. I’d give my right wheel to take you out.
7. My car’s not the only thing that’s hard right now.
8. Do you mind if I push in your clutch? Because my foot’s getting tired.
9. Are you a gas station? Because you’re my type.
10. I bet we could maximize that kinetic energy.
11. I’m lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?
12. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d definitely run up the mileage.
13. Hey Girl! You have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.
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14. Hey baby! Ever heard of the dancing car? Get in and I will show you.
15. Do you believe in love at first sight, or I should drive around the block one more time?
Cheesy Lines on Car
16. Do you think I could borrow a cup of power steering fluid?
17. How many engines do you have under your hood?
18. Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!
19. Hey, do you like your car? I was thinking of getting one for my mom.
20. I save so much energy with this car, I can put the leftover to good use.
21. I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.
22. Hey baby, if you were a car, I’d jack you up and check out your undercarriage.
23. Hey baby, if I was a car, you’d have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.
24. I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one.
25. Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?
26. Hey Girl! Who needs a pick-up line when you’ve got a pickup truck.
27. I built a sleeping bed in the back of my truck, it seems there’s too much room for one.
28. Hey Girl! You have a beautiful chassis, two lovely airbags, and a fantastic bumper.
29. I bet your dual source of energy means you’re up for a good time.
30. Are you as efficient with your hands as you are with your energy?
Funny Lines on Car
31. They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?
32.. I can feel my energy security rising when I am with you.
33. Hey, sexy! wanna go for a test drive?
34. Don’t worry, my energy levels never get low.
35. Hey pull over, your car is on Fire!
36. I don’t need to keep my engine running when I am with you
37. Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?
38. Hey Handsome! I will give you such a service that your motor will cease and your exhaust will fall off.
39. Is your battery dead? Cause I’d love to jump you.
40. Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.
41. Hey baby! Ever heard of the dancing car? Get in and I will show you.
42. Hey baby! I got the biggest exhaust pipe you’ll ever see!
43. Hey Baby! I’ve changed the shocks of my car. Wanna try them?
44. Hey Girl! Your eyes remind me of my car headlights. So Bright, Big & Beautiful.
45. Hey baby! If you were a car, I’d drive you all night long.
Car Guy Pick-Up Lines
46. If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your owner?
47. Do you mind if I check out your exhaust pipe?
48. Your back seat or mine?
49. Can I offer you a space to plug in and recharge?
50. Is that luggage in your trunk, or are you just happy to see me?
51. You want me to ride you home… I mean you want a ride home?
52. Your car’s power and movement turn my wheels.
53. I’ve got a bed in the back of my truck, seems there’s too much room for one…
54. Don’t feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit, I wouldn’t want to damage you going too fast either.
55. Would you like to lubricate my camshaft?
56. Your engine is so much powerful same as my love for you.
57. Can I get a chance to raise your gear?
58. I know your car number but what is your mobile number?.
59. Did you catch something?, coz I give you a signal.
60. You smell better than your cars.
There are many car pick-up lines that you can use on someone that you are attracted to. If you want to make a good impression, try to be creative and come up with your own line that will make the person laugh.