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60+ Computer and Programming Pick Up Lines to Hack Their Heart

Gwen Adams

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With the technological advances of today, it is no wonder that nerds and geeks are becoming more and more popular. With the popularity of shows like The Big Bang Theory, it is no wonder that people are looking for ways to show their nerdy side and one can be flirty pick up lines.😋

One of the best ways to show your nerdy side is to use a computer pick up line. These lines are sure to get a laugh, and maybe even a date.

Best Computer Lines

1. Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?

2. Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

3. Hi. My name is Windows. Can I crash at your place?

4. I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access

5. Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.

6. Can I do a penetration test on your back door?

7. You want to learn about computers, huh, you’ve already passed the first lesson “Turning Me On”.

8. You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers

9. Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?

10. Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

11. Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?

12. You defragment my life.

13. I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

14. Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…

15. You hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

16. Are you a piece of carbon? ‘Cause I would love to date you.

17. Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? ‘Cause, you’re BeAuTiful!

18. I’d ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.

19. You’ve stolen the ASCII to my heart.

20. Your beauty rivals the graphics of MW3.

21. You’re so pretty, I wouldn’t even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo.

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Computer Lines For Your Crush

22. A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.

22. Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

23. Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!

24. You are a field in my class. You will always be protected.

25. Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave position.

Couple watching movie

26. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

27. Do u like me? Text ‘1′ for ‘Yes,’ ‘2′ for ‘No.

28. Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

29. Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.

30. Would you like to enjoy my laptop, I promise I don’t have any viruses…

31. Are you my driver? Because you make my life worthwhile.

32. Baby you’re so cute you made my page 404.

33. You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.

34. Are you an applet? You make me feel all GUI (gooey) inside.

35. Girl, you are an A++.

36. Are you a computer whiz… it seems you know how to turn my software to hardware.

37. Want to see my Red Hat?

38. You put the SPARC in my workstation.

39. You totally spiked my traffic.

40. Your homepage or mine?

41. You’re making me feel like I have something in common with these pop-up ads.

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Computer Science Lines

42. You had me at “Hello World.

43. Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.

44. You PnP? I wanna RAM this RAW Hard Disk up your Megahertz’d Computer. Nothing PC bout it.

45. I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’

46. Our love is like dividing by zero . . . you cannot define it.

47. Do you still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

48. Anonymity makes me even more handsome.

49. Baby, you overclock my processor.

50. Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.

51. Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base belongs to you.

52. While(myBAC >= 0.3) {YourHotness++; }

53. You are my methods. I am nothing without you.

54. You are my increment operator. You make my value increase.

55. You are my API. I want to know everything about you.

56. You are the JDK (Java Development Kit) in my life. I won’t compile without you.

57. You had me at “Hello World”.

58. You have nice syntax.

59. You must be tired because you’ve been streaming through my RSS feed all day…

60. Your eyes are far more gorgeous than any source code I have ever seen.

61. YouTube Myspace and I’ll Google your Yahoo!

62. You make my software turn into hardware!

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