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60+ Best Desi Pick Up Lines That Have Guaranteed Laughter

Being desi is always pride, whether an outfit or some lines. People get so obsessed with desi things. So why don’t impress someone with some spicy and hot desi pick-up lines?

You’ll find pick-up lines in different languages like Hindi, English, Telugu, Gujarati, and many more. Enjoy some desi lines and refresh your mood and impress your girl or close ones. Here is the best collection of the best pick-up lines for your desi crush.

Full Desi Mode On

1. Are you a dhol? Cause I wanna tap that ass.

2. Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

3. Are you from India? Cause I’m trying to get In-di-a pants.

4. Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won’t be sari if you go out with me.

5. Baby, you’re hotter than garaam garaam chai.

6. Are you a jalebi? Because there’s nothing sweeter than you!

7. Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

8. Baby, we go together like daal and that.

9. Baby, I’d love to squeeze your gulab jamuns.

10. Are you heading to India? ‘Cause I’d Goa anywhere with you!

Funny as Fuck

11. Hello, I’m your big fan, I want your autograph on my Nikah Nama.

12. Baby are you from Turkey? As a result, after I see you I become Tharkee!

13. Please give me your number, I will wake you in Fajar.

14. You appear tired.. is it as a result of you’ve been creating Tawaaf in my head all day?

15. Oh, girl, you are spicier than my biryani.

16. I keep falling for you, like rupee for dollar.

17. I’m incomplete without you, like the daal without tadka.

18. Hey girl, I think I know you! Are you my phopo ki beti?

19. Hello babe, What is your mobile number? Karun Kya dial number What is your private number karni hein private batein

20. I think you gulab jamun? As a result, nothing is sweeter than you!

Getting Cheesy

21. If You Like Bananas Come With Me Cause I’m Akela!

22. You Are The Andrea To My Paratha!

23. Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

24. Do you eat a lot of pizza because of tu cheese Badi hai mast?

25. I know you must be a Goddess because I can swear you’ve been living in my heart.

26. What Do You And Karachi’s Weather Have In Common? You Both Are Hot.

27. I Love You Like Sheikh Rasheed Loves Biryani!

28. Goli Marun, Ya Marun Line. Will You Be My Valentine?

29. You Are Hotter Than My Amma Kay Haath Ki Nihari!

30. Are You Lahore Ki Smog? Because You Just Took My Breath Away!

Indian Lines

31. Baby, you are spicier than this chicken curry.

32. I’m addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

33. My life without you is like the one without chutney.

34. I’ll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

35. I will carry on loving you, for as long as life will aloo me.

36. Can I borrow a rupee? I promised my mama I’d call her when I found the woman am going to marry.

37. You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.

38. Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

39. You’re so hot, you put the desi in desirable.

40. Are you wearing a sari? Well, you won’t be sari if you go out with me.

Desi But Dirty

desi but dirty pick up lines

41. I wanna be the sambal to your dosa.

42. When I look at you… kuch kuch hotha hai

43. You are like rice and curry… I could eat you all day.

44. You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.

45. One night with me and you’ll feel like the Ganges. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

46. Do you like raita? Cause I’d like to get raita up on you.

47. You are the chutney to my samosa.

48. You wanna taste my kulfi?

49. Hey I just met you, and we’re both Desi, but here’s my data, so Shaadi maybe?

50. You’re like daal to my chawal. Should we mix it up?

Being Corny

51. I wanna be the sambal to your dosa.

52. When I look at you… Kuch Kuch hotha hai

53. You are like rice and curry… I could eat you all day.

54. You know, our parents engaged us when we were little… I guess they forgot to tell you.

55. One night with me and you’ll feel like the Ganges. Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

56. Do you like raita? Cause I’d like to get raita up on you.

57. You are the chutney to my samosa.

58. You wanna taste my kulfi?

59. Hey I just met you, and we’re both Desi, but here’s my data, so Shaadi maybe?

60. You’re like daal to my chawal. Should we mix it up?

Flirty Pick up’s

flirty pick up lines

61. Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I’m not even scared of your bada Bhai.

62. Sister, do you want a date? I bought a full packet when I went to Saudia.

63. I’m tired of doing Ikathar Bahattar Ikathar Bahattar, Can we please try Unatthar (69)?

64. Do you believe in love at first sight, Or should I wear my PTI shirt and walk by again?

65. Is your dad JCP? cause there’s a suo-moto in my pants every time you’re around

66. If you and I were in a garden, I’d put my tuLIPS and your tuLIPS together.

67. Is your dad a mistri? Cause you are such a mystery!

68. Baby girl are you from Pakistan? cause there’s a ban on my thinking capacity every time you are around.

69. We are the reincarnated souls of two past lovers. It’s our destiny to be together, you just don’t remember our past life together.

70. Will you be my Jawnees? Cause I drop my Jaw and bend on my knees every time I see you

Desi Bollywood Dialogs

71. Tumko yaad kar karke hamara haath dukh gaya

72. Aati kya Khandala?

73. What starts with a C, ends with an A, and looks like this? What starts with a C, ends with an A, and looks like this

74. You complete me like naraa completes shalwar.

75. Koi baat nahi Senorita, bade bade deshon main aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hai

76. Hawas K. Pujari.

77. Log kehte hain, khoobsurat ladkiyan jab jhooth bolti hai toh wo aur bhi khoobsurat lagti hai

78. Would you like to be the Radha to my Krishna?

79. Chalti hai kya nau se bara

80. Aaja Meri Gaadi Mein Bet Jaa

Clean Desi Lines

81. Hey, you owe me a drink, because when I looked at you I dropped mine

82. Is Your Father Mr. Sreenivasan, Because I Need To Fix A Match With You

83. You are the password of my Facebook Account

84. I heard you are good at algebra…Will you replace my X without asking Y?

85. I heard the first look is halal, never blinked

86. Did You See My New Jacket? Is Made Up Of ‘Boyfriend Material?

87. Is Your Name ‘Gillette’? Cause You Are The Best A Man Can Get

88. I’ll Be Your Raj If You’ll Be My Simran

89. Girls are Haram, So, I wanna make it Halal

90. Can I have your picture, so I could show it to my mother?

Instagram Standouts

91. Baby, You Are Like ‘Diya’, You Light Up My World

92. Is your father a terrorist, because you are a bomb?

93. If You Were A Burger At McDonald’s, You’d Be McGorgeous

94. Are You A Camera? Because Every Time I Look At You I Smile

95. Are You A Keyboard? Because You Are My ‘Type’

96. You are hotter than Rajasthan in Summer

97. Are you the reason behind global warming? Because you are really hot

98. Baby, You Are so Hot That My Butter Melts Faster On You Than My Roti

99. I’m not An Organ Donor, But I Would Love To Give You My Heart

100. Do You Have Band-Aid? Because I Just Scraped My Knee Falling For You

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