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70+ Best Fruit Pick Up Lines to Add Some Juice (Freshly Prepared)

Gwen Adams

Couple eating apple together in the park

Fruits add juice and color to life so as to a relationship. If they are the apple to your eye, these lines will surely be the best tinder openers. You can use these puns to be flirty with someone even without sounding desperate.

Hit these cutest bunch of pickup lines smoothly on your lover and enjoy the sweet taste of riping fruit between you two. So here is a perfect collection of cheesy, funny, corny, and cute pickup lines that will help you germinate the seed of fruity love.

Funny Fruity Jokes

1. Hey girl do you like fruit punch?
Cuz I’m kool and have aids

2. Are you a fruit, because Honeydew you know how fine you look right now?

3. Hey girl, what’s your favorite fruit?
Mine is dated. Speaking of which we should on one sometime 🙂

4. If you were a fruit you’d be a fine apple but
If you were a vegetable I’d pull the plug

5. Are you a fruit salad?
Cause you don’t need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

6. I would share a proper fruit with you.

fruit pick up lines

7. I’m not religious but,
My snake wants to taste your forbidden fruit

8. You know I ate a devil fruit,
Cause I wanna drown in your eyes.

9. Hey girl, what’s your favorite fruit?
Mine is dated. Speaking of which we should on one sometime 🙂

10. Hey girl, are you a piece of fruit?
Cause eating you is good for my health

11. Girl, if you were a fruit
You’d be a date.

12. If we were destined to be a fruit…
We would be a good pear (pair)

13. . And we will live happily avo-after.

14. You’re berry much my type.

15. My life is empty, you are the life crystal and life fruit that completes me.

16. Are you my favorite fruit? Because you’re the apple of my eye

Best Fruit Puns

17. How do you take your watermelon seeds, spat them out, or swallowed them?

18. How big does your squash grow?

19. We could be runaway lovers, but I cantaloupe.

20. If I ever let meat in my body, it would be yours. (For vegetarians)

21. I would live in a cornfield if it would make you stalk me.

22. Why are you so “a-peeling”? You’re probably a banana.

23. If you’ll try my zucchini, your peach would be an amazing snack!

24. You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant.

25. “I would be broken if you go because you hold the Kiwi to my heart.”

fruit pick up lines

26. I might have to see the dentist cause Orange you are so sweet.

27. I’ve always thought that cucumbers were such a sensual fruit.

28.. “Are you a strawberry or blueberry person?” Cause I need to know what kind of pancakes to order for you in the morning.”

29. Olive you so much even though it hurts.

30. How about we go back to my place and cook up something to write about on my food blog?

Dirty Lines

31. I’d turn vegan for you.

32. Care for a dance? Cause it takes two to mango!

33. I’ll bet you’ve got the sweetest juice, cause you are berry cute.

34. I bet I’d got bananas for you and never wanna split.

35. How big does your squash grow?

36. “Honeydew you know how sexy you look?”

fruit pick up lines

37. You must be a raisin, cause you’re a raisin my eggplant

38. Fun fact dear! you’re a peach, and I could eat a peach for hours.

39.. Maybe I’m not 8 inches but this banana is still worth peeling.

40. I have something for you that is long, hard, and has juice in it. (pull out a cucumber)

41. Are you a lemon? Because you make me want to pucker up.

42. Have you ever heard about the fruity? It’s a game……. Where you pop up your cherry with my banana.

43. I have a vast, challenging, and juicy………………. Red carrot.

44. I fall in love with your sensational apples.

45. I want to spank you like a disobedient avocado and then eat you out after.

46. . Hey guy! Do you want to eat my oranges all night?

47. Girl, do you eat a lot of mangoes? Because you make a man-go crazy!

48. If you were a berry, I would turn you into jam and enjoy you all winter.
Cute Juicy Lines

49. You are juice the cutest!

50. Peas be mine, you make my heart skip a beat!

51. You drive me bananas.

52. Glum looks unattractive on you, sugar plum.

53. You are the berry best, you make my heart beat!

54. I’m not the greatest guy but I promise you I’m not a peach of shit.

55. I can’t wait to have you, we’d make a PEARfect couple!

56. Keep patience, Cuz it would always be fruitful in the end.

57. Would you mind if I borrow your cherries?

58. You did a grape job raisin me

59. If I was a fruit fly, I land on you first cause you look like honey.

60. A sleepy fruit is called a nap-riot

61. I’ll eat your peach if you try my zucchini.

62. Girl, you are one in a melon.

63. I would live in a cornfield if it would make you stalk me.

64. I love when you call me papaya.

Cheesy Fruity Lines

fruit pick up lines

65. Sweetheart, why do you speak so acrid? Are you eating bitter gourd?

66. Hey babes! You’d be a sensual lip like a red strawberry.

67. Dear! Aren’t you spicy? Cause you make my heartburn.

68. Why I’m feeling thirst? I think I just need your delicious melon juice.

69. If you and I were a fruit, then you’d be a fine apple, and I’d be your banana, and we together could produce pears.

70. You’re the fruit of Lehi’s dream……… the most prestigious for me.

71. Ahhh, Baby! Your ass reminds me of the melons of my Orchard.

72. If you’re a fruit? Then you’d be grapes cause your grapes are sour.

73. Girls are as unpredictable as apples because they could be sweet or bitter from the inside.

74. You are as tangled as fruit salad cause I could never understand you.

75. Hey, hot pepper! Would you like to lick my banana?

76. I have a date>>>> Will you let me know when you will be free?

77. Our love messed up like fruit salad.

fruit pick up lines

78. I know, I know, I suck at pickup limes.

79. So do you like strawberries or blueberries? [Choose one] Cause I need to know what kind of pancakes to order you in the morning.

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