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100+ Funny Pick Up Lines (That’ll Guaranteed You A Laugh)

Gwen Adams

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Laughter is the language of the soul” What better way to start a conversation with someone you like than to share a laugh. Making the first move is never easy but what if I told you that all you need is just a few lines to get a head start in the conversation? And no, these lines are not riddles. All you need are some perfect pick-up lines.

Funny pick lines are perfect to set a laid-back, chill vibe and stand out because there are very few things more interesting than someone funny. Sharing funny moments with these funny tinder pick-up lines can make the other person comfortable and this can further boost your confidence.

If you also want to break the ice with a “haha” then we’ve got just the right thing for you. We have made a list of some of the best funny pickup lines to use on guys and girls that you can check out.

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1. Are you a wi-fi? Cause I’m totally feeling a connection.

2. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?

3. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll give it back!

4. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute cumber!

5. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.

6. Is summer over? Because I’m about to “fall” for you!

7. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

8. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

9. There’s a massive clothes sale in my bedroom – everything is 100% off

10. How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

11. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my qualifications.

12. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.

13. Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!

14. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

15. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.

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16. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

17. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

18. Is your name google? Because you’re everything I’ve been searching for.

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19. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

20. You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.

21. Are you an onion cos I want to remove your layers?

22. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

23. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

24.  Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.

25. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

26. Knock-knock. (Who’s there?) When where. (When where who?) Tomorrow night, my house, you.

27. You must be made of cheese. Because you’re looking Gouda tonight!

28. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

29. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

30. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!

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31. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

32. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

33. Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause, you look so refreshing!

34. I’m learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?

35. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

36. Do you know what’s on today’s menu? It’s Me ‘n’ U.

37.  seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

38. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

39. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

40. Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!

41. Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

42. Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

43. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me!

44. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

45. Do you like Nintendo? Because Wii would look good together.

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46. Are you, Siri? Because you autocomplete me!

47. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

48. If you were a flower you’d be a damnnn-delion.

49. If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar!

50. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

51. If you were ground coffee, you’d be Espresso cause you’re so fine.

52. I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.

53. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen.

54. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!

55. I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!

56. Is this the Hogwarts Express? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical.

57. I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?

58. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

59. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

60. If you were a tropical fruit, you’d be a Fine-apple!

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61. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

62. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.

63. Your phone has GPS, right? Because I’m totally going to get lost in those *insert color* eyes.

64. Are you a loan? ‘Cause, you’ve got my interest!

65. If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.

66. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

67. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

68. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

69. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

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70. Are you at a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a cutie!

71. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!

72. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

73. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

74. You must be jelly, ’cause jam don’t shake like that.

75. What’s a smart, attractive man like myself doing without your phone number?

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77. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

78. If you were a Transformer you’d be Optimus Fine!

79. Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

80. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.

81. Does your name start with “C” because I can C us together?

82. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

83. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

84. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!

85. Is your cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

86. Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve only met you in my dreams.

87. You must be at a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.

88. Is it okay if I take a photo of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

89. Drake would call you and me God’s Plan.

90. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

91. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.

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92. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

93. Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

94. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

95. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

96. Do you eat lucky charms for breakfast? Because you always look magically delicious

97. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?

98. Are you sure you’re not tired? You’ve been running through my mind all day.

99. Are you a beaver? Cause dam!

100. I think you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.

101. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends an angel has touched me?

102. If I tell you that you have a great body, will you hold it against me?

103. Is your name Chapstick? Because you’re da-balm.

104. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

105. There’s only one thing I want to change about you, and that’s your last name.

106. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.

Funny pick-up lines can work really well if you are trying to break the ice with anyone because it eases the situation. And people often like to chat with someone who can throw a chat-up line with a blend of humor. You just need to be confident enough and seize the moment by saying the right pick-up lines at the right time. So, go ahead without pulling your funny punches!

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