Pick Up Lines

101 Best Instagram Pick Up Lines to Slide in Their DM

Gwen Adams

Slide into crush DM is a gigantic task as everyone gets nervous before trying their love luck. As they say, the first impression is the last impression, so the first ice-breaking conversation should always be simply perfect.

So this article is one stop for you guys to get the great opening one-liners to pave your way to your crush’s heart. So hurry up! and grab your favorite pickup lines to upgrade your flirting skills while chatting. Also, you can use these lines to comment on their Instagram post or reply to some stories.

Lines for Girls to Use

1. If I were a cat, I’d spend all nine of my life with you.

2. I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.

3. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.

4. Are you any good at boxing? Because you look like a knockout.

5. I had to remove my space bar so that I could get closer to you.

6. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.

7. I wish I’d paid more attention to science in high school because you and I’ve got chemistry, and I want to know all about it.

8. Your middle name must be Gillette. Because you’re the best a man can get!

9. I’m trying to decide the best way to ask you out. Any ideas?

10. I’ve been thinking about you from a.m. to p.m., so I figured it’s time to send you a DM.

11. My friends told me I’m not good at starting conversations, wanna prove them wrong?

12. My parents always ask the reason behind doing Insta all the time! Now I got the perfect reason to tell them!

Lines for Boys to Use

13. I swear someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

14. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.

15. It’s a good thing I have my library card because I am totally checking you out.

16. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has never stood next to you!

17. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you.

18. Somebody better call God because he’s missing an angel.

19. Hi, I just wanted to thank you for the gift. I’ve been wearing this smile ever since you gave it to me.

20. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

21. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.

22. I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet.

Funny Instagram One Liners

23. I was wondering if you’re an artist because you were so good at drawing me in.

24. The sparkle in your eyes is so bright. The sun must be jealous.

25. Are you an electrician? Because you’re definitely lighting up my day/night!

26. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

27. Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest.

28. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

29. Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.

30. You must be a hell of a thief because you managed to steal my heart from across the room.

31. Do you like cats? Because I’m feeling a connection between us.

32. If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

33. My parents always said I should follow my dreams. That’s why I started following you on Instagram.

34. Are you an alien because it seems you just abducted my heart?

35. So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living?

36. Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!

37. Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!

Cheesy Instagram One Liners

38. Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

39. OMG! Now angels are on Instagram too!

40. Do you happen to have a band-aid? Because I scraped my knees falling for you.

41. You’re like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.

42. If you were a transformer, you’d be ‘Optimus Fine.’

43. I’m not currently an organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

44. If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.

45. If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back.

46. Are you a golden snitch? Because you’re by far the greatest catch here.

47. The roses are red. Violets are blue. Here’s a DM slide to say hi to you.

48. On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

Cute Instagram One Liners

49. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’

50. You know, they say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is better than your dreams. And after seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again.

51. Can I tie your shoes? Because I don’t want you to fall for anyone else.

52. I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did.

53. I was going to say something really sweet about you, but when I saw you, I became speechless.

54. Did the sun come out, or did you just smile at me?

55. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.

56. Would you mind giving me a pinch? You’re so cute. I must be dreaming.

57. Are you at a 45-degree angle? Because you’re an acute person!

58. I must be psychic because I can see that we have a future together.

59. You must be made of copper and tellurium because you are so CuTe!

60. We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.

Flirty Instagram One Liners

Instagram pick up lines

61. You’re damn hot to make me forget my pick-up line.

62. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.

63. I can’t tell if that was an earthquake or if you just seriously rocked my world.

64. You are astoundingly gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more.

65. Something’s wrong with my eyes because I can’t take them off you.

66. Wow, when God made you, he was seriously showing off.

67. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.

68. Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but I’m in your DMs, so let’s go out, maybe?

69. Do I know you? Oh, sorry, it’s just that you look just like my next girlfriend.

70. If you can guess my favorite restaurant, I’ll take you there for dinner.

71. You look like you know how to have a good time. Been on any adventures lately?

72. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

Sexy Instagram One Liners

73. I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks.

74. Trust me. I’m not drunk; you just intoxicate me.

75. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.

76. You know, I had a pickup line ready to go, but you’re so hot it just left my mind.

77. Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

78. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.

79. Are you a product of Dell? Because you’re looking delicious.

Clever Instagram One Liners

80. I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you.

81. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?

82. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.

83. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

84. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless.

85. Excuse me, do you have the time? I just want to remember the exact minute I got a crush on you.

86. The shovel was a ground-breaking invention. And I’m here trying to break the ice.

87. If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you. The IRS would put me in a higher tax bracket.

88. I’m taking a poll: Do you think asking someone out through a DM is creepy or bold?

89. I’m leaning toward bold, but I want to know what you think.

Corny One-liners

90. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

91. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.

92. I wish I were cross-eyed so I could see you twice.

93. is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn’t have your number on it.

94. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

95. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but everyone else disappears every time I look at you.

96. Are you a time traveler? Cause I see you in my future!

97. I was wondering if you had an extra heart because mine was just stolen.

98. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!

99. I would never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find.

100. Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

101. Is it just the WiFi? Or am I totally feeling a connection?

These cheesy, flirty one-liners are a great way for a chat-opening element. They make your flirting effort more fun and unique. But try to use pick-up liners at an appropriate time and situation otherwise it may sound offensive and lame to other people.

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