“A kiss is a secret told to the mouth instead of the ear; kisses are the messengers of love and tenderness”. Initiating the first kiss is always a difficult task. You feel nervous as you are not aware of how the other person will react. Many times it goes so smooth but it can be the most time taking move. Any girl will always appreciate it if you ask them before the first kiss.
We have the best collection of some Pickup lines like cheesy, dirty pick-up lines that can be used before kissing. Guys, you can share these lines with someone over-chatting and be a gentleman in front of her. You know flirting is always better when you ask for permission even if you know the answer!
Funniest Kissing Lines
1. Excuse me, but do these smiles come with kisses?
2. Can we try the Australian kiss? It is kind of like a French kiss, but down under.
3. Hey baby, how about some lip wrestling?
4. Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
5. Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
6. Are you French? Can you give me a lesson on how to french kiss?
7. Fuck me if I’m wrong, but you want to kiss me, right?
8. Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna workout?
9. I wish your hair was made of mistletoe, so I’d always have an excuse to kiss you.
10. I cannot taste my lips, would you be able to do it for me?
11. Kiss me goodnight and love me forever!
12. It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss?
13. Kissing is the language of love, so how about a conversation?
14. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better?
15. I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees
Short Kiss Lines
16. I would like to give a kiss tofu.
17. I just want someone to kiss me regardless of my country of origin.
18. Screw me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?
19. Is it hot in here or is it just you baby?
20. I cannot taste my lips, would you be able to do it for me?
21. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
22. I’m not Irish, but you can still kiss me if you want.
23. Don’t worry. If you kiss me, I won’t turn into a frog
24. Let’s test.. is it true love’s kiss?
25. If I’m your valentine, every day you’ll get Hershey kisses.
26. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.
27. Your lips seem lonely. Do they like to meet me?
28. You’re so sweet, kissing you would give me diabetes.
29. A kiss to me! No, I’m not Irish, I just make out hard!
Funny Kiss Lines
30. Can I kiss your Blarney Stone?
31. Al who? Al give you a kiss if you open this door!
32. If you were a Dementor, I’d become a Convict just to get your kiss.
33. Can u lend me some kisses and hugs? I’ll return them with 100% interest.
34. Meet me in the corn field I’ll kiss you between the ears.
35. I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.
36. Do you like that Katy Perry song: I Kissed A Girl.
37. Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss it?
38. And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.
39. If I can hit his windshield from up here, you owe me a kiss.
40. I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss…
41. You’re gorgeous. Let’s me seal my words with a kiss.
42. Knock Knock! Who’s there? Butch, Jimmy, and Joe. Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who? Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and lets Joe.
43. You remind me of my pinkie toe…little, cute, and I’ll probably kiss you on the coffee table later tonight.
44. I have one Irish friend. Other than that…kiss me.
Cute Kissing Lines
45. I didn’t want to kiss you goodbye, I wanted to kiss you goodnight.
46. Are you going to kiss me or am I simply must deceive my diary?
47. A kiss to me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys the earth.
48. Kiss me. I’m not Irish, but we can pretend.
49. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fossil fuels still exist, right?
50. 7.594 billion lips on the planet And all I can think about is kissing yours
51. My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why?
52. Kiss me, I’m legally Irish
53. I have an owie on my hand, will you kiss it better?
54. Got anyone to kiss at midnight?
55. I’d stare into the heart of the Tardis for a kiss from you.
56. I will give you a kiss. If you don’t like it… You can return it.
57. I’ve heard it’s bad luck not to kiss someone at midnight.
58. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?
59. Kiss me if I’m wrong. But dinosaurs still exist right?
60. Sha-la-la-la-la-la doesn’t be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.
61. Can tie a cherry stem in a knot using only my tongue — wanna see?
62. I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
63. Kissing is good for your teeth. You have teeth, I have teeth, let’s upgrade?
64. I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
Kissing Lines
65. I want the tip of Your penis to continuously kiss the tip of my cervix.
66. I’ve always wanted to kiss a sexy leprechaun.
67. Hi baby, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
68. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but Paint is the same as Photoshop, right?
69. I’d appreciate it if you kissed me today even if it’s just based on my ethnicity.
70. I know the french kiss will be a little cold but at least you’ll get a little moisture back!
71. Kiss me in case I’m off-base. Be that as it may, Mt. Everest isn’t the highest mountain in the world, right?
72. If you’re going to continue being charming then you’ll need to kiss me, I’m sad I don’t make the principles.
73. If I can hit his windshield from up here, you owe me a kiss.
74. Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. That’s a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
75. Consider this your two-minute warning… before I kiss you.
76. If you need to practice that stage kiss, I’m always here for you.
77. You’re ‘No Parking’ right babe? Just trying to guess your sign.
78. Put some pumpkin pie in your mouth, and then French kiss me.
79. You need kissing badly. That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed often, and by someone who knows how.
Lips Pick Up Lines
80. Excuse me miss, can you check and see if I have a hook in my lip?
81. Can Ibe your mask? Cause’ I wanna stay in touch with your lips from inside and protect you from outside.
82. Roses are red, and so are your lips…You should sit on my face and wiggle those hips
83. Your lips are so beautiful…That it’d be a sin to satisfy them only with kisses.
84. Your lips look really dry, I could moisturize them for you if you want
85. You must be a really good florist because I only want your two lips
86. I’d like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then move up to your belly button.
87. Baby, bring your lips closer cause I can’t read them.
88. Smile. It is the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
89. Can I hit you in the face… with my lips?
90. My lips forgot what a kiss feels like
91. I wish I could lick the salt off your lips.
92. Oh fair maiden with lips of fire, blesseth thee with thy bosoms.
93. Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.
94. A mouthpiece isn’t the only place I like to put my lips.
A kiss is the most romantic gesture to express your feelings towards someone. Every kiss has a different meaning; a forehead kiss is always a sign that you are trying to comfort someone and on the other hand, a french kiss defines your passion for them. You can select any of your favorite kissing pick-up lines to please someone with a lovely kiss.