Love has turned its way from King-Queen to Queen-Queen. It is already a bold move to accept the same gender love and then it needs a lot of braveness to impress the one you love. So to impress them these cheesy lesbian pick-up lines are surely gonna help you out.
Pickup lines work everywhere and every time and also help in impressing the other one. You can remove the awkwardness by playing some amazing couple games and later use these lines to make them feel loved. So send them as Kate to your Jackie and make them fall in love with you.
Best Pickup Lines for Lesbians
1. Hey, can I borrow your lipstick and your lips?
2. “Are You Going to Put That Lipstick on Now? I Don’t Want to Mess It Up.”
3. “Excuse Me, But Does Your Mother Need a Daughter-in-Law?”
4. “I Seem to Have Lost My Phone Number. Can I Have Yours?”
5. “If I Could Rearrange The Alphabet, I’d Put ‘U’ and ‘I’ Together.”
6. “If I Had a Rose for Every Time I Thought of You, I’d Be Walking Through a Garden Forever.”
7. “You Know, They Say We Only Use 10% of Our Brains, But I Think We Only Use 10% of Our Hearts.”
8. “Your Lips are Wine and I Want to Get Drunk Tonight.”
9. Did you buy your pants in a sale? Cause in my room they’d be 100% off.
10. Do you like that Katy Perry song: I Kissed A Girl.
11. Girl, let’s go invisible.
12. I can’t taste my lips, could you do that for me?
13. I just wanna make like crazy science with you.
14. I like you, you like me.
15. If I was Peter Pan, you’d be my happy thought.
16. If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me store my nuts in your hole?
17. Oh, you like sleeping?… Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
18. Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
19. You’re So Beautiful That You Made Me Forget My Pick-Up Line.”
20. Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Pick Up Lines for Lesbians
21. Let’s flip a coin! Heads you’re mine. Tails I’m yours!
22. Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?
23. I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning.
24. I like you, you like me. Let’s get together and not make a family.
25. Vampires won’t be the only thing I’m slaying tonight.
26. If you and I were the last women on earth, I bet we could do it in public
27. Your clothes would look better on my floor.
28. I wish I were a burger, so I can get between those buns
29. I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
30. Hi, can I buy you that book? (No.) You’re right, who needs a book when you and I could create our own story.
31. Are you butt dialing? ‘Cause cutie, I can swear that ass is calling me.
32. Today, I don’t feel like doing anything; except you.
33. What’s long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber. But I like the way you think.
34. What are the chances of me getting head if I flip a coin?
35. We are having an enlargement contest over here. Do you have a policy that we could borrow?
36. If I give you a kiss in the rain, you will get wet on two occasions.
37. Seeing you gave me such dirty thoughts that we need to take a bath together.
38. Do you like jazz? If this is so, I’d like to show you my saxophone.
39. Do you know the difference between a hot iron and an erection? I have no iron.
40. Sit on my face and I will measure your weight.
Funny Lesbian Pick-Up Lines
41. Hey Bud. Wanna play with tummy sticks?
42. hey there, do you like glazed or creme filled?
43. Bitch, you’re so fine, I’ll tap that.
44. Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you’re gonna be Oliver this dick.
45. If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
46. I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
47. Would you like your parrot on this shoulder….or THIS shoulder?
48. You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I’m going to make you come with a toy inside.
49. Hey, are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
50. Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
51. No wonder you’re always salty – you’re sodium fine.
52. Cutie, are you Christmas? ‘Cause I wanna marry you.
53. Black Friday sale; my house, you, and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
54. I’ll give you a kiss and if you don’t like it, you can always return it.
55. My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
56. I’m a speleologist. Don’t you have a cave for me to explore?
57. My ears are freezing! Can you warm them with your knees?
58. Do you mind casual sex? I will put on a bow tie, so it will be official.
59. I lost my girlfriend. Can I look for her under your clothes?
60. You have the face of an angel, but the body of a great sinner.
Dirty Lesbian Pick-Up Lines
61. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
62. Remember my name. you’ll be screaming it later.
63. I’m good at math U+I = 69
64. Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
65. F**k me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Easy-Bottom?
66. Nice outfit. I wish I could pull that off.
67. Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.
68. Do you want to try an Australian kiss?
69. Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.
70. I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.
71. They call me coffee because I grind so fine and I’ll keep you up past 3 a.m.
72. Do you wanna boldly go with me where no man has gone before?
73. If we were a book, I bet our climax would be memorable.
74. Baby, you must be from Prague, because I can’t help but Czech you out.
75. Do you know any good bakeries around? ‘Cause I’d love to have a cutie pie like you.
76. This skirt looks wonderful on you, but I will look better.
77. I’m not a thief, but I will open your back passage.
78. Are you a nurse? You just cured my sexual dysfunction.
79. Do you love billiards? I’d like you to take a cue and play with my balls.
80. Do you want a Mexican kiss? It is similar to the French but on the lower lips
Cheesy Lesbian Pick-Up Lines
81. Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
82. Oh, you’re straight. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
83. Hey baby, wanna boldly go where no man has been before?
84. I’ll be the Rose to your Rosie.
85. Will you make out with me in front of Chick-fil-a?
86. Hey baby, why don’t you and I go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
87. Hey, can I borrow your lipstick and your lips?
88. Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.
89. You’re the hottest person in the atmosqueer
90. I’ll treat you like my homework; I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
91. I would honestly offer you a cigarette, but I guess you’re already smoking hot.
92. Are you a candle? Because I’m going to blow you.
93. I’m not feeling myself today; can I feel you?
94. We are having an enlargement contest over here. Do you have a policy that we could borrow?
95. I hope you’re not a vegetarian because we’re gonna eat some meat.
96. There are a lot of calories in your drink, but I have an idea how to burn them.
97. You must be from hell to look so hot and devilishly tempting.
98. I would steal your chair so that you sit on my face.
99. Maybe we can have sex? But first a date.
100. If you were a live grenade, I would lay down on you to save others.
Conclusion
These pick-up lines for lesbians will surely gonna work and will never let you down. Don’t feel embarrassed while using them but use them with good humor. These lines will help you while communicating with your girl and will make your conversation more interesting. So use them across and impress your Princess!