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80+ Military Pick Up Lines That Can Make You Date a Hot Guy

Gwen Adams

You need strong efforts to impress a tough guy. No regular pick up lines can do the trick. We have the best collection here.  Most people think that these lines are only used by guys to pick up girls.

However, pick up lines can also be used by military personnel to pick up other military personnel. Here are some best flirty pick up lines that you can use the next time you see a hot soldier.

Popular Military Pick Up Lines

1. Uncle Sam ain’t the only one who wants you.

2. Two in the head, one all over her chest…

3. Hey, you wanna go and PT?

4. Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning.

5. Is that an M4 or are you just happy to see me?

6. Target acquired, weapons hot, cleared to engage.

7. Are you up for a little tactical insertion?

8. I always wrap it before I rack tap bang so what do you say we pop off these saved rounds?

9. Save water and shower with an airman.

10. Hey there, wanna be my AR 15 tonight: tap, rack, bang?

11. Is that radio in between your legs? Because comm is about to go down!

12. Hey girl. Nice club foot. Do you want some Tricare?

13. You served our country, I wanna serve you.

14. Wanna help me dishonorably discharge?

15. Did you just fall out of a B-17? Because you’re the bomb.

16. Your breath reminds me of the smell of gunpowder that flows over the quiet battlefield.

17. You must work at postal cause I’m sure you were just checking out my package.

18. You can sit on my post any day

19. Wanna ride my torpedo?

20. I’d like to FFE on your face.

21. Hi, is your name Wagner?

22. I have applied a light coat of CLP to my barrel.

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23. Can I put my gun in your holster?

24. I want to stick my ramrod into your choke tube.

25. Let’s play war, I’ll lay down, and you blow the hell outta me.

26. Are you in the Air Force? Cause you hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.

27. Is that your 60? Or are you just happy to see me?

28. I’d like to FFE on your face.

29. You put the R.E in MRE

30. We are gonna come until it hertz baby!!

31. I love box chow.

32. Uncle Sam ain’t the only one who wants you.

33. Wanna go on a board?

34. You’ll only have to give me one pushup soldier if it’s your bra.

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35. Not all military personnel are strict with regulations, I’m willing to break a few up with you.

36. Date a military man like me, I am willing to fight for you as I would fight for my country.

37. I can put Corps inside you if you want, just tell me when and where you would want it, babe.

38. You wanted to go on driftwood, where do you think that will lead you exactly, with me?

39. Want to just prance around my bed and do some Foxtrot with me, you seem to like that idea.

40. Will you wait for me to get out of the military, I’ll show you some real pleasure before then.

41. I bet I would really qual if I ever get in the vicinity of your range, will you let me know of it?

42. Now, just stand on those yellow footprints right now and wait to receive my thing up yours.

43. Let me be with you, I’m quite frank and the military just goes a long way with me, come soldier.

44. I will break you down really well, maybe a shotgun style would suffice, I’ll let you feel that.

45. You are making me feel like I’m going up and up and your assault cutting is getting to me.

46. I bet you have been in the Air Force because you smell so good and you are so hot right now.

47. Is it a crime for me to ride you out and let you know what you are missing about now?

48. Hey, girl, my roommate is going to be staying away for the night, let’s make the most of it.

49. Before I go into the military, come and give me something that is worth remembering, babe.

50. Your hole is totally tight, I want you to know it’s my favorite foxhole from now on, lady.

51. They have always put me in the rear since I am a good humper, let us try it out with your ass.

52. Want to mess with some military outposts, I am willing to be with you all season, my baby.

53. I’d love to enlighten you up about the army and show you that I can be the man for you.

54. You can drive a Whisky Tango, well then you can drive me all over yours as well, do that.

55. We don’t all do work and no play, I’d break some rules with you if that’s what you want to.

56. We can do some military exercise, I heard the missionary position has been too boring for some.

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57. Are you a general because you make my private stand at attention?

58. They say I am probably one of the best in the company, the best humper, let me show it to you.

59. Drop and give me 20 – on my lap.

60. There are some military people going around, they have guns, want to see it in my pants, girl?

61. Babe, you’re like the assault cutting score cause you’re making me go up, up, and away.

62. Are you a real rebel, we can mess the government real good if you can come with me.

63. I love soldiers and people in the military, those green uniforms just squeeze juices from me.

64. Banana show anyone?

65. Drop and give me 69!

66. Hey sweetheart, let me tell you about the pink sock.

67. Hey LT, wanna evac this bar and go see my hangar?

68. Hey girl, you didn’t need to say zero to make me freeze.

69. You might want to salute me, I’m in the military, and I can show you a good time tonight.

70. I will fight for you as much as I can, that is what an army guy is all about, honor and love.

71. Check your six I’m coming in!

72. Hey, let’s go practice our morale!

73. Hey, babe are you a weapon? Cause I’m about to make you condition one.

74. There ain’t much I would like but the chance to be with a military person just like you are.

75. Can I foxtrot India November golf echo Romeo you?

76. I want a five paragraph from you and just see if you can withstand your further punishments.

77. Hey baby, can I shoot some rounds center mass?

78. Hey girl. Nice club foot. Do you want some Tricare?

79. I can put a finger in it and then ill some fire just for the effect that it is going to give

80. Can I attack your chow hall?

81. Hey baby, lemme put my oorah in your who-ha.

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