Plants are a great way to start a conversation, whether you’re at a garden party, a farmers market, or even just out for a walk. And who knows, maybe your plant pick up line will even lead to a blossoming relationship!
Looking for a clever or funny way to lay the first stone, why not try these flirty pick up lines on someone who is of your interest.
Trending Lines Inspired by Plants
1. Would you allow me to plant a flower in your magic garden?
2. Are you Daisy? Because I incredibly urge to plant you right here.
3. Girl, you’re so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!
4. These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
5. Hey, baby. I’d love to plant a sapling in your forest.
6. Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
7. I wish you were a berry. Because I would bottle you as jam and enjoy you in winter.
8. I have eleven roses and I want to add you to my life so that I could have twelve most beautiful things in the world.
9. Wait until you see my tangerines.
10. Did I ever tell you, that you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
11. I would pick you over and over again like I would pick a flower.
12. How about you and me turnip in your bed?
13. How about I wear these Carhartts and we plant seeds together.
14. I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
15. Do you know what is better than plant life? We make our own life.
16. I got an apple tree In my backyard. I’d catch them like I’d catch you.
17. I think the soil needs some double digging.
18. I’m sure you will find warm home baked bread served with hand churned butter good for your health.
19. Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?
20. I see you’re putting some flowers down in your new garden… how about you come to plant one of them on me?
21. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d be walking in my garden forever.
22. You smell as good as a bundle of lavender tied with twine.
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Plant Lines to Flirt
23. If you were mine, I would shell you in on the back porch like I shell my garden peas.
24. You would look more beautiful on my leafless lawn in my compound.
25. Will you come over and see my entire shade full of landscaping gizmos?
26. The first time I saw you, I confused you with a red beet.
27. Are you Daisy? Because I incredibly urge to plant you right here.
28. It’s said with power comes responsibility. That’s why I want to give you the power over my organic farm.
29. Roses are red, bananas are yellow and I want to go out with a fellow yellow.
30. To me, you are a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.
31. You must be a flower. Because most of them are bisexual and I see you came with a friend.
32. If I pollinate those petals with my pistol, will cost an additional fee?
33. It’s said plants save the environment, but what is the essence of saving the environment when we are apart?
34. Promise to love me and I will promise to love you until roses cease to be red.
35. I wish you were a berry. Because I would bottle you as jam and enjoy you in winter.
36. Hey my delicate dainties, how often do you come here?
37. Want to try out some free range in the green woods?
38. Of all the tomatoes have tasted, your heirloom is the juiciest.
39. If you were mine, you would be the perfect fruit of my labor.
40. I saw a flower on my way here and thought it was the most beautiful thing, but then I saw you.
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Short Plant Lines
41. I like that twigless sidewalk.
42. Would you help germinate my seeds?
43. I wish I could harvest you at peak season.
44. Let’s go identify wild plants in the forest.
45. Do you wanna plant some Sugar Daddy?
46. Can I destroy that leaf in your hair?
47. I love your sweet lavender smell
48. Will we use your organic garden or mine?
49. If life is a garden, then I should dig you.
50. Want to try out some free range in the green woods?
51. Would you like my rosebush?
52. I’d love to get into your plants!
53. Let’s head to the park so I can plant my tree.
54. Do you know where I can find a Hoe so I can plant my tool?
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