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70+ Astronomy Pick Up Lines to Have a Perfect Date

Gwen Adams

Astronomy is one of the oldest sciences. It deals with the study of the universe and the phenomena that occur in it. The word ‘astronomy’ is derived from the Greek words ‘Astros’ meaning ‘star’ and ‘nomos’ meaning ‘law’. Astronomy is not only about the stars and planets but also about the laws that govern their motions.

Astronomy is the perfect subject to use as a pick-up line because it’s both interesting and romantic. Whether you’re into the stars, the planets, or the moon, there’s an astronomy pick-up line out there for you. These are the best pick up lines that will help you make a connection with that special someone.

Funny Astronomy Lines

1. Do you live on Mars? ‘Cause, you look out of this world

2. You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.

3. Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys the earth

4. I wish I were Castiel so I could have everything in your personal space.

5. I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

6. You can count on the stars, but you can’t ever count on how much I miss you.

7. How about you and I form a binary system?

8. Are you an alien because you abducted my heart long ago?

9. I think you might be a star because I can’t stop orbiting around you.

10. This is to cliché, dear, but this is what I really feel, I love you to the moon and back.

11. Is that the Helix Nebula I’m currently observing? Oh sorry! That’s your eyes.

12. Do you also feel the strong gravitational pull of my bed?

13. If you are a heavenly body, I want you to be the center of my entire universe.

14. Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…

15. I wish I were your integral so I could fill the space beneath your curve.

16. I don’t want just to observe your body through my naked eyes. I want to experience it too.

17. This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.

18. Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.

19. You must be a Magnetar because I feel a strong magnetism between us.

20. Of all the Stars in the Galaxy, you had to hitch your planet to mine.

21. Starlight, Starbright, why don’t you come home with me tonight?

22. What goes faster than the speed of light? Me getting the hell outta there when I first saw your ship!

23. Your eyes glow just like the twin suns on my home planet.

24. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

25. Is that a telescope in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

26. Babe, your ass is like from outer space. Your legs are just out of this world.

27. My spaceship is ready. Wanna ride.

28. You can observe my heavenly body tonight, baby. I promise I do not mind.

29. You’d better call me William Herschel because I’m gonna discover Uranus.

30. Hey baby, how many Gamma-ray bursts can your Milky Way take?

31. If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.

32. My D**k is a space shuttle! Permission to cum in your ass-atmosphere?

33. Space Mountain is open for the night, and I’ll give you a free ride.

34. Hey Chief, how about you beam our pants into space, a wide dispersal pattern?

35. Nice Ass-steroid.

Astronomy Lines for NASA Astronauts

36. I’m like planet Neptune. I’m attracted to the gravitational pull from Uranus since it is so big, and I cannot lie.

37. You are hot like a perfect star baby, mind if I enter your Goldilocks Zone?

38. How about I land my space shuttle at your International Space Station?

39. If you think a meteor is hard, you should see what you are doing to my missile.

astronomy pick up lines

40. Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

41. You must be Saturn Because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away.

42. When this planet is invaded by the aliens, I’d still hold your hand. Don’t second guess that.

43. I want to dance with you like a cool ballerina at the edge of the galaxy for the rest of our lives

44. “If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.”

45. “Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine.

46. “The Universe must revolve around you because your gravitational forces are banging.

47.  think we may have been transported to the surface of Mercury because things became unbelievably hot when you walked into the room.”

48. You must be Saturn because I feel attracted to you even when I’m a million miles away.

49. You be Mars and I’ll be NASA

50. Just because I always lose my opportunity.

51. Hey girl I work for NASA and I wanna see Uranus.

52. Do you work for NASA?

53. Cause I want to send my rocket into Uranus.

54. Hey girl, are you NASA’s Apollo mission?

55. Because I’ll love you to the moon and back.

56. So You work for NASA cause Yours out of this world.

57. If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy in my hand.

58. f you are a heavenly body, I want you to be the center of my entire universe.

59. Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…

60. I don’t want just to observe your body through my naked eyes. I want to experience it too.

61. This love feels like floating endlessly in outer space and looking for your pretty lost smiles.

62. If I were an astronaut

63. I’d invade Uranus and destroy your atmosphere.

64. Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.

65. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

66. What you do is hard and you get me up there, but I think we both need space.

67. Is your daddy an astronaut? Girl: no then how did you get those stars in your eyes?

68. Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

69. “Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

70. If a star fell every time I thought of you, the sky would be dark at night.

71. “The North Star guided me towards you, and I believe you are destined for me.

72. “Of all the planets in all the solar systems in all the galaxies, you had to walk into mine…”

73. Is your dad an astronaut? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

74. “I want to dance with you like a cool ballerina at the edge of the galaxy for the rest of our lives.

75. . “Would you allow me to experience what’s beyond your Event Horizon?

76.  “I’m attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.”

77. “If I were a planet and you, my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

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