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90+ Bad Pick Up Lines to Make Someone Cringe and Crazy

Why should good spread the charm always, sometimes bad pick-up lines may flatter your crush better. They may end up with a big laugh and that’s where you will melt their heart.

We have a great collection of worst pick-up lines, try them on someone and leave a terrible impact. Maybe your terrible laughter turns out to be a romantic conversation. Cheesy pick-up lines always help when you’re trying to impress someone.

Getting Cheesy

1. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off.

2. Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel.

3. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

4. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!

5. Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up!?

6. From one to America, how free are you tonight?

7. Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.

8. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!

9. If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be the McGorgeous.

10. Are you at a 45-degree angle? Because you’re a cutie!

Bad Pick Up Lines

11. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?

12. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

13. You seem like the kinda girl who’s heard every line in the book. So what’s one more?

14. Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?

15. You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.

16. I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

17. Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

18. I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

19. Excuse me. My friend over there is a little embarrassed. He’d like your phone number. He wants to know where he can get ahold of me in the morning.

20. Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

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Being Corny

21. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.

22. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.

23. If you were a booger, I’d pick you.

24. You and I are like nachos with jalapeños. I’m super cheesy, you’re super hot, and we belong together.

25. Is your name Ariel? Cause we Mermaid for each other.

26. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.

27. Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!

28. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business!

29. Want a raisin? No? Well, how about a date?

30. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Terrible Pick Up Lines

31.Hey girl–sprechen zi Deutsche? Because I want to be GerMAN.

32. Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing.

33. Do you like cheese? If you get with me I’ll show you a gouda time.

34. Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place?

35. Your middle name has to be Gillette, right? Because you’re definitely the best a man can get.

36. When you’re not around my heart is like swiss cheese—full of holes.

37. Hey, can you tie your shoes? Because I wouldn’t want you to fall for anybody else.

38. Somebody call the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!

39. I’d ask you to the movies, but they don’t allow us to take in snacks.

40. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

Making it Worst

41. Hi, I’m writing a phone book, can I have your number?

42. Wow. You’re hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

43. You must be from Nashville because you’re the only ten I see.

44. Are you a marsupial? Because you meet all of my qualifications.

45. If you were an Autobot, you’d be Optimus FINE.

46. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together!

47. Are you, Alexa? Because you’re the answer to all my questions.

48. 48. You must be so tired after running through my mind all day.

49. Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.

50. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I scraped my knee falling for you.

Wildly Crazy

51. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine apple.

52. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

53. Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’

54. I have two percent battery left, and I chose to message you. Did I choose wisely?

55. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember. Your name was in the dictionary right next to the term “gorgeous”!

56. My hand is super heavy…can you hold it for me?

57. Excuse me. I think you dropped something. Never mind, it’s just my jaw.

58. Are you certified in CPR? Because you just took my breath away.

59. You must be from Nashville because you’re the only ten I see.

60. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Cringe Pick Up Lines

61. Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material!

62. Call the CDC–your smile is contagious!

63. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cucumber!

64. Are you made of nitroglycerin? Because girl, you’re dynamite!

65. Were we just talking? No? Well, can we start?

66. Are those space pants? Because your butt is outta control!

67. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9 because I’m the 1 you’re missing.

68. You’re like the Renaissance after the Dark Ages. You light up my world!

69. You must be Thomas Paine because we are Common Sense together.

70. Were you a Boy Scout? You’ve tied my heart in a knot.

Some Stupid lines

71. Remember me? Oh, that’s right. I’ve only met you in my dreams.

72. If beauty was a grain of sand, you’d be a thousand beaches.

73. If you were a chicken, you would be impeccable.

74. Excuse me–do you have an extra heart? Mine was just stolen.

75. Were you forged by Sauron? Because you’re my precious.

76. Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m Taken with you.

77. Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

78. NASA called. They said you’re out of this world.

79. I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

80. You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!

Cute But Bad Lines

81. Did Your License Get Suspended For Driving All These Guys Crazy?

82. You’re So Sweet, You’re Giving Me A Toothache.

83. Are You My High School English Teacher’s Comments On My Essays? Because You Have Fine Written All Over You!

84. Were You In Boy Scouts? Because You Sure Have Tied My Heart In A Knot.

85. Is This The Bus Stop? ‘Cause I Am Here To Pick You Up.

86. Did The Sun Come Out Or Did You Just Smile At Me?

87. Hey, Are You A Wifi Hotspot? Because I Feel A Connection.

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88. You Know, I’m Not Really This Tall. I’m Just Sitting On My Wallet.

89. Is Your Name Google? Because You Have Everything I’ve Been Searching For.

90. I’ve Lost That Loving Feeling, Will You Help Me Find It Again?

So pick up your favorite pickup line and try it for some hilarious experience.

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