Want to impress a basketball fan? Go through these basketball pickup lines that will surely impress a fan and hit your goal. Basketball is a very cool sport that is liked by mostly all of us. So to get more attention from a basketball fan than before than you should surely need to remember some of these lines.
Pickup lines make the conversation more interesting and funny as well. So to use these funny lines will not be a regretting decision and also it will become easier to get more attention. Here, is a list of pickup lines that will surely help you out.
Best Pick Up lines for Basketball Players
1. Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
2. Want to play basketball at my place? I can show you how good I am with balls.
3. Aye girl, are you Dennis Rodman? Cause I’ll be your rebound
4. You make my heart bounce just like basketball, dribbling in your hands slowly and happily.
5. Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
6. I love basketball as much as I love watching you be with me all day, with everything I got.
7. Are you a basketball? Because all I imagine doing is laying you up.
8. Your first name must be Kevin because my last name is Love.
9. Hey baby, I love playing basketball. I am a good player, but I promise not to play with you.
10. If you were a basketball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
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12. If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
13. Are you from Cleveland, because I’m digging that Cavalier attitude?
14. Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.
15. If I swear I’m not going to treat your love like basketball, as a game, would you be with me?
16. If you haven’t heard, I am the best ball handler ever. Do you want to try me out?
17. If you played basketball, you would be the center. Of my attention.
18. Is your name Kevin? Because I think I Love you.
19. Basketball is very popular, but you are my top priority in this life. Will you be mine baby?
20. If you were a basketball, I’d never pass because I want to keep you all to myself.
21. Does the goal still count if you just tip it in?
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22. What’s your favorite thing about basketball? Mine is foul playing.
23. I promise I would never pass you to anyone should you be the ball because I want you to mine.
24. You must be known for your defense cause you definitely stole my heart.
25. Damn girl, I must be Kobe cause I can’t pass you up.
26. Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
27. I have never made an incomplete pass. I assure you, you won’t be my first.
28. Let’s stop with the zone defense, I’d much rather do man-to-woman coverage.
29. Let me spend some time with you and I swear to teach you some basketball, my dear.
30. I wish I can show you that I can do some basketball really great, for I am a pro at this, love.
31. I bet you would love to teach me some one-on-one tonight, how about it, will you think of it?
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33. If you were a basketball, would you let me lay you up?
34. If I swear I’m not going to treat your love like basketball, as a game, would you be with me?
35. You’re Sweeter Than a Steph Curry Jumper
36. It seems you spend time at the ball court because I would love some courtship right now.
37. Baby, maybe you can show me how good your balls are or if they really are something, hmm?
38. Honey, I am great with balls and I will show them to you tonight at my house, just come along.
39. I have never been kicked out for offense in any game, so would you be my first one, huh, love?
40. Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It’s Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!
41. The wonders of the balls have just gotten to another level, I can’t help but be happy, dear.
42. Dear, I bet you never would have known how great I am with balls if you haven’t tried me out.
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43. Points aren’t the only thing you are gonna score tonight.
44. I can score from multiple positions.
45. You be the Bulls and I’ll bring the Heat!
46. Is your name Kevin? Because I think I Love you.
47. They Call Michael Jordan the GOAT, but I Think You Really Are
48. You can play with my balls all night long. They won’t get weak or slack.
49. If I were a basketball player I’d be Shaquille O’Feel
50. You be the Knicks and I’ll bring the Heat!
51. You be the Bulls and I’ll bring the Heat!
52. It doesn’t matter if you are a player, I have some balls waiting to be dribbled.
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53. I can score from multiple positions.
54. Phew! I threw three perfect hoops today. Want to be my fourth?
55. Honey, I am great with balls and I will show them to you tonight at my house, just come along.
56. I think you must play the referee at times since you seem as if you can swallow that whistle.
57. Handle me like you handle those balls.
58. Want to play basketball at my house, I can show you just how good I am with balls, honey.
59. You can be the ball to my basket and we will win every single game that we go into, my dear.
60. I used to think basketball was everything until I saw you enter the room and I loved you so much.
61. If I were a basketball player I’d be Shaquille O’Neal.
62. I get breathless when I play basketball just like whenever I am right beside you, my darling.
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63. I wonder just how awesome you are if you played basketball as well, I hope you did well.
64. Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
65. You had me at that smile on your face because it makes you look a lot hotter than ever, dear.
66. Can I wear your jersey because I really love your name, and so do I want your number, love?
67. Girl, you can call me D. Rose cause you got me weak in the knees.
68. If you played basketball, you would be the center. Of my attention.
69. I can only say that you are awesome and that I bet you would like to regroup, you and I both.
70. Are you a basketball? Because all I imagine doing is laying you up.
71. I bet everyone is jealous of you because you seem to have it all, beauty, talents, and guts.
72. You are tall enough to be a point guard, so protect me now and I will give you some reward.
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73. Basketball is popular, but you are my priority in this life, want to grab some drinks, baby?
74. Basketball is very popular, but you are my top priority in this life. Will you be mine baby?
75. Damn girl, I must be Kobe cause I can’t pass you up.
76. Dear, I bet you never would have known how great I am with balls if you haven’t tried me out.
77. Girl, you can call me Paul George cause you got me showing my bone.
78. Girl, let me take you home and show you my advanced statistic.
79. Hey sugar-buns, do you play Center? Wanna be the center of my attention?
80. Honey, I am great with balls and I will show it to you tonight at my house, just come along.
81. Honey, I am great with balls and I will show it to you tonight at my house, just come along.
82. I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.
How do These Basketball Pickup Lines work?
These lines are made so that you can convert your boring chat into interesting ones, so don’t feel embarrassed at all while using them. See them with a vibe and add them with fun so you and another one can enjoy it. Use these lines to impress someone and speak with good humor. These lines always work and also change the whole mood and atmosphere around us.