60. Mind if I sniff your butt?
61. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
62. “Hey girl, I was to be more than friends, if you know what I mean.”
63. “Perhaps we should claw the door, things are about to get frisky up in hair.”
64. “If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.”
65. “I have a pussy, and she would like to meet you.”
66. My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.
67. “Hey, babe! Are you a yarn ball? Because I would play with you all night with my paws.”
68. “Want to see some hairballs?”
69. “I hope you have pet insurance because I’m about to destroy your pussy.”
70. “My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?”
71. “I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.
72. “If you were a saucer of milk I’d lick you all up.”
73. Is your cat stuck in a tree? Cause I’m here to save that pussy.
74. Put the cat down and pick up your sword!