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70+ Cat Pick Up Lines to Eat Their Pussy Out

Gwen Adams

Cats are known for being independent, aloof, and sometimes even a little bit grumpy. But that doesn’t mean they don’t appreciate a good pick-up line every now and then.

Whether you’re looking for a new Tinder match or you’re trying to impress your date at a party, these pick-up lines are sure to get a laugh (or maybe even the phone number). So, without further ado, here are the best pick-up lines for cat lovers.

1. Are you a cat because you’re purrrrrrfect?

2. If I were a cat, I’d spend all my 8 lives with you.”

3. Are we in the litter box? Because I’m diggin’ you.

4. Are you feline the connection between us?

5. “Be mine, it’s meow or never!”

6. “They say cats always land on their feet, but girl you swept me off mine.”

7. “Will you be my meow?”

8. Cat call me.

9. Are you a bag of treats? Because I wanna sample you.

10. Don’t procrastinate just be mine.

11. I hope you have pet insurance because I’m about to destroy your pussy.

12. “Dinner and a mewvie?”

13. “The tail of our love will go down in hiss-tory.”

14. Girl, you must be the back of my paw cuz I want to lick you constantly.

15. “I’m purrty sure if you didn’t give us a chance you’d be kitten yourself later.”

Cheesy Lines From Smooth-Talking Cats

16. How are you feline? Cause you purrfect, I’m not kitten!

17. “Let’s make his story.”

18. “Girl you are a purr-fect ten.”

19. “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”

20. I love cats. I heard you have a nice pussy. Can I play with her?

21. Are you one of them hot cougars that pick up young willing men?

22. Can I spend all my 9 lives with you?

23. “You leave me positively speechless.”

24. Are you a part beaver? Because daaaaam.

25. Do you live in a corn field? Because I’m stalking you.

26. My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

27. My love for you is like a hairball — I can’t hold it in.

28. “My vet says I’m lacking in vitamin U.”

29. “You must have been sleeping in the sun because you are HOT.”

30. You “complete meow me”

31. “Let’s litter.”

32. Don’t be a player hating.

33. “If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?”

34. You amuse me.

Funny Cat Lines

35. Can you take me to the vet, because you just took my breath away?

36. I like you furry much.

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37. “If a cat were to describe you… He would say you’re perfect.”

38. I will make you purr!

39. I’m not high on nip, I’m just intoxicated with you.

40. “Meet me at kitty-corner.”

41. I’m feline fine now I have seen you.

42. Meet me at kitty-corner.

43. “I’d climb a mountain just to be with you.”

44. Since I met you I feel like the cat who got the cream.

45. What’s a babe like you doing in a dump like this?

Pick Up Lines for Cat Lovers

46. “Psst… Hey babe, I got some nip.”

47. We’d make the perfect couple

48. “Honey, just tail me you love me!”

49. “I’ve gato say, I knead to be with you tonight.”

50. They say the early bird catches the worm, but girl, you can show up at any time and still get a bite.

51. Baby, you put the T in tuna.

52. “Meo, you doing?”

53. “So, you meow here often?”

54. “Where have you been hiding all my 8 lives?”

55. “Not taking you out on a date would be a catastrophe.”

56. “Literally can’t press paws on my feline’s fur, you girl.”

57. “Why don’t cats like online shopping? They prefer a catalog source!”

58. “Hey girl, want to come over and meet my cat?”

59. There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back home

Dirty Cat Chat Lines

60. Mind if I sniff your butt?

61. They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

62. “Hey girl, I was to be more than friends, if you know what I mean.”

63. “Perhaps we should claw the door, things are about to get frisky up in hair.”

64. “If you were a cat, I’d let you sleep in my bed every night.”

65. “I have a pussy, and she would like to meet you.”

66. My dick is like catnip, it’ll make a cougar like you go wild.

67. “Hey, babe! Are you a yarn ball? Because I would play with you all night with my paws.”

68. “Want to see some hairballs?”

69. “I hope you have pet insurance because I’m about to destroy your pussy.”

70. “My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?”

71. “I’ll make you purrrrrrrrr.

72. “If you were a saucer of milk I’d lick you all up.”

73. Is your cat stuck in a tree? Cause I’m here to save that pussy.

74. Put the cat down and pick up your sword!

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