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60+ Catholic Pick Up Lines You Must Try

Gwen Adams

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Some people might think that Catholic pick up lines are cheesy, but they can actually be quite funny – especially if you use them in the right situation.  Either way, these catholic pick-up lines are sure to get the job done!

Quirky pick up lines are a great way to start a conversation, but they can also be a great way to make a fool of yourself. Here are some of our favorites:

Top Catholic Pick Up lines

1. “You’re so hot, even the pope would approve.”

2. “I may not be a saint, but I can definitely show you a good time.”

3. “You’re so beautiful, you could be on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.”

4.  I’d like to hear your confession… in my bed.

5. Are you Adam, because I’d like to be your Eve?

6. (to a guy) Wow, big strong man like you… you must be one of God’s soldiers…

7. (like the other one) Wanna pray with me? *holds hands* Let’s start with a rosary…

8. Are you hot or is that just the holy spirit burning inside you?

9. Let me sell you an indulgence because it’s a sin to look as good as you do.

10. Are you the angel I have been praying for?

11. I will be the Boaz to your Ruth. I won’t even make you scrounge through fields first.

12. Dinner with me is a feast of obligation!

13. Christ may be the bread of life, but you’re the butter.

14. (At mass) Same time, same place next Sunday?

15. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

16. Is it hot in here or is that your Holy Fire?

17. I was reading the book of Numbers and suddenly realized I don’t have yours. Let’s fix it.

18. My Guardian Angel thinks you’re cute.

19. Want to play “guess each other’s Confirmation Saint name with me?

20. God was just showing off when he made you.

21. The girl (or guy) walks around the prospect and then grabs the back of their shirt and looks at the tag and says…..” yep, exactly what I thought…..made in heaven”.

22. Do you know why Solomon had so many wives? It’s because he never found you.

23. Jesus died for you. I think I’d do the same.

24. Here I am, the answer to your prayers.

25. The Lord told me we’d be together, let’s not disappoint Him.

26. Oh look, a rose! You know what that means…

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27. They Call Me God Of Thunder…I’m going to hammer you Dry!

28. “Hey girl, I don’t need a website to know that you’re my perfect Catholic Match.”

29. I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.

30. So, do you come to this pew often?

31. If kissing you was sin, I would walk happily through hell.

32. Is your daddy a Pastor? Cause that body is preaching to the choir.

Funny catholic lines

33. Guy: there’s no smoking allowed in church. Girl: I’m not smoking. Guy: Oh yes you are!

34. You look like the answer to my St. Joseph novena!

35. My guardian angel thinks yours is cute!

36. Are you from the book of Revelation? You’re clearly a divine vision!

Couple Romance

37. I’d love to show you 50 shades of grace…

38. Jesus told us to go two by two and preach the good news. Want to pair up?

39. I don’t care whether the red sea was parted or not–if you were on the other side, I’d cross it.

40. Aren’t you a tall drink of Holy water!

41. Like the Bible says, I guard my heart. And you just set off my security alarm.

42. Are you an angel? Because I’m allergic to feathers. * fake sneeze *

43. Hey, I heard about this great birthday party, you wanna go? (Christmas)

44. Doesn’t the Bible say to ‘greet one another with a holy kiss?

45. Hi. My name is Will… God’s Will.

46. I feel like God’s telling me that you should go on a date with me.

47. I put the stud in Bible study.

48. What are you doing for the rest of your afterlife?

49. You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

50. King Solomon may have been wise…but I’m more of a one-wife guy myself.

51. I was not checking him out, I was admiring how the good lord has blessed him.

52.  We talk a lot about being spirit-led. Well, the spirit led me straight to you.

53. Hey girl, is your name Eve? Because you’re the only woman on earth to me.

54. I bet Noah would have paired us together on the Ark.

55. If you got any hotter, God would have to send another flood.

56. Call me a betrayer, but I’d pay thirty pieces of silver to greet you with a kiss!

57. You put the “figure” in transfiguration.

58. Do you pray the Rosary? Because I’d spend decades with you.

59. What’s your name and number so I can add you to my “prayer” list?

60. God said to break bread together in memory of Him–would you join me for some Panera?

61. I heard you’re a gold-digger; I don’t want to brag, but I have some serious treasure in heaven, if you’re interested.

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