Thinking of how your crush will blush? Use a cheesy pickup line and feel the magic in front of your eyes. When you start liking someone or are about to date someone then these cheesy lines are surely going to help you. Think of a relationship, cheesy or flirty lines are a must as they make conversation between two people more interesting.
We cannot directly say what we feel justified in the liking stage. Lines like “I was feeling quite off today, but you turned me on” will give an instant effect to the conversation. The awkwardness will slowly fade away and you will get rid of the thoughts popping into our brains like what we should say next, whether they’ll like it or not, and many more things.
So these pick-up lines will surely help you make your talk interesting and impress the other one.
Best Cheesy Pick Up Lines
1. Know what’s on the menu? Me-N-U.
2. Are you, Siri? Because you autocomplete me!
3. I hope you know CPR because you are taking my breath away!
4. Are you a loan? ‘Cause, you’ve got my interest!
5. I’m in the mood for pizza. A pizza you, that is!
6. “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”
7. “Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?”
8. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
9. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’
10. Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
Funny Pick Up Lines
11. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
12. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
13. I always thought happiness started with an ‘h,’ but it turns out mine starts with ‘u.’
14. I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
15. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’m searching for.
16. Do you ever get tired from running through my thoughts all night?
17. “Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”
18. “Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”
19. “I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”
20. Your hand looks heavy … can I hold it for you?
Cute Cheesy Pick Up Lines
21. You’re so cute that you made me forget my pick-up line.
22. I’d say “god bless you” but it looks like he already did.
23. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.
24. Are you Netflix? Because I could watch you for hours.
25. Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?
26. 41. Your legs must be tired because you have been running through my mind all night.
27. Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.
28. If you were a song, you’d be the best track on the album.
29. Are you a magician? It’s the strangest thing, but every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
30. I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works?
Best Bad Pick Up Lines
31. You must be jelly, cause jam doesn’t shake like that.
32. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.
33. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
34. You must be at a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
35. If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
36. Do you work at Dick’s? Because you’re sporting the goods!
37. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
38. If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you’d be set to stun!
39. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
40. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
Dark Humor Pick Up Lines
41. Are you a loan? ‘Cause, you’ve got my interest!
42. I’m good at algebra; I can replace your X and you wouldn’t need to figure out Y.
43. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped.
44. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your reply.
45. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
46. You must be at a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
47. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
48. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
49. If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute cumber!
50. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Flirty Cheesy Pick Up Lines
51. Do you have a bandaid? Cause I hurt my knee falling for you!
52. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
53. Like a broken pencil, life without you is pointless.
54. Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven.
55. I wish I could select all of your clothes and press delete.
56. If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
57. Are you glitter because you add sparkle to my life?
58. Are you sitting on the F5 key? ‘Cause your ass is refreshing!
59. Let’s commit the perfect crime- I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.
60. Are you a doctor? Because my heart beats faster when I see you.
Dirty Pick Up Lines
61. Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?
62. I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.
63. Excuse me, is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like hot tea!
64. I’m not a hoarder but I really want to keep you forever.
65. Do you drink Pepsi? Because you’re so-da-licious!
66. Do I know you? Cause you look exactly like my next girlfriend.
67. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
68. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by YOU.
69. I was blinded by your beauty… I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
70. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?
Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Him
71. I think God made you and broke the mold.
72. You are so lovely! I wish if you were a plant, I could have a whole field of you!
73. My phone has this problem. It does not have your phone number.
74. Is this your cake? Coz I want a piece of that.
75. For such a fine-tuned body, your dad must have been a mechanic.
76. Did you hear something firing up? It’s my pounding heart!
77. I don’t know your name, but I’m sure it is as lovely as you are!
78. Was that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?
79. Guess what I am wearing? It’s the smile you gave me.
80. I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never-ending.
Cheesy Pick Up Lines for Her
81. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off?
82. Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!
83. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
84. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be pretty cute.
85. Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
86. Can you take me to the doctor? I just broke my leg falling for you.
87. You don’t need keys to drive me crazy.
88. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to tell you he needs my heart back.
89. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
90. Did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy?
Hilarious Pick Up Lines
91. “Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”
92. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”
93. “Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”
94. I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.
95. Do I know you? ‘Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend.
96. I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
97. I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
98. Hi, how was heaven when you left it?
99. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
100. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
How To Use These Cheesy Pick Up Lines?
These cheesy lines are used obviously to impress someone whom you like. These lines leave a good impact on the other one making them feel special and crazy also. They carry a different vibe when you use them but don’t forget to use them with good humor. So memorize these lines very well so that you can use them next time whenever needed.