Christmas is a time for giving, and what better way to spread some holiday cheer than with a flirty pick-up line? Whether you’re at a holiday party, or out shopping for last-minute gifts, these pick-up lines are sure to put a smile on your face and some holiday cheer in your step.
It’s that time of year again! If you’re looking for a way to spread some holiday cheer and get a date in the process, try one of these Christmas pick-up lines.
Cheesy Christmas Lines
1. I must be a snowflake because I’ve fallen for you…
2. I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’
3. I’d prefer to say, “MARRY Christmas” to you.
4. Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?
5. If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good all year round.
6. Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package.
7. Are you Christmas? Because I want to merry you.
8. What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
9. Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.
10. I feel like a Christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
11. Aren’t you supposed to be on top of that tree? Because you’re a star.
12. Let’s go grab a beer, I’ll call you my partner in crime: Brew-Dolph.
13. I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games.
14. Let’s make a cheese board and enjoy the Christmas festive-cheese
15. Can I take a photo of you? I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.
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Dirty Christmas Lines
16. Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
17. Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
18. Are you tinsel? Because I want you all over my tree.
19. I just got some mistletoe; how about we go back to my place and try it out?
20. That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!
21. I have the stamina of a jolly, round man — I can go all night long.
22. Let’s pretend to be present and get laid under the tree.
23. Come sit on my lap. I’ve got a special gift just for you.
24. I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list; I just want to be on your to-do list.
25. I’ve checked twice and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list.
Funny Christmas Lines
26. Do you live in an igloo? Because you’re a pretty cool person.
27. I feel like we’re developing some good chemis-tree.
28. Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you.
29. All I want for Christmas is you. *cue Mariah Carey singing*
30. Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter.
31. Like candy canes and Christmas, you and I were minted for each other.
32. Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you.
33. What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas but you’ve stolen my heart.
34. I didn’t think I was a snowman but you just made my heart melt.
35. Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list.
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37. How about I shimmy down your chimney tonight?
38. Want a gift? Because my best toys run on batteries.
39. Wanna see the toys the elves make for adults
40. I know what gift I want to give you tonight.
41. It’s a time of giving, so you should give me your phone number.
42. The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too.
43. Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way.
44. Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
45. I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl.
46. I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you.
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47. It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early
48. My Christmas gift you will get at night, in your bed, which only you can see and feel and others can only imagine!
49. My gift will be delayed for a while. Just wait. It will just come on your doorstep…naked.
50. Loving you every day and every night is the only thing I wish for. Get prepared for a couple of sleepless nights with me as your Christmas gift!
51. My lips are like the Blarney Stone. Kiss them for good luck and the gift of the gab.
52. I’m all yours for this night. Know what I mean? Wait tonight for my special gift!
53. Is this dance part of eternal life? Cause this time with you is the greatest gift.
54. Let’s pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Merry Christmas Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.
55. I’ll tell you my gift: I’ll be your most obedient slave for this hot and sizzling night.
56. Hey, girl are you a gift?
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57. Like candy canes and Christmas, I and you were mint for each other.
58. On the 11th day of Christmas, the pipers aren’t the ones piping this time, baby.
59. bedroom is the warmest place for 500 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm.
60. If you were a tree, you’d be evergreen because I bet you look this good year-round.
61. Santa: Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?
62. Let’s pretend to present and get laid under the tree.
63. Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
64. Of all the magnetic poles in the world, you had to walk into mine.
65. Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas.
66. Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way