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40 Best College Pick Up Lines to spice up the college romance

Gwen Adams

College Romance

A flirty pick up line is a line used to pick up someone for a date or sexual encounter. The line is usually used by college students or young adults in order to meet someone new.  They are often cheesy, but sometimes they can be clever and endearing.

There are many different types of college pick up lines, some of which are more effective than others. The most important thing is to be confident and to make sure that the other person is actually interested in what you’re saying.

Best College Pick Up Lines

1. Girl, I’m thinking about changing my major to chemistry, ’cause we’ve got it together.

2. Even if there were no gravity on earth, I’d still fall for you.

3. Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

4. Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty’s a senior!

5. Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

6. Hey baby I got the F the C and the K all I need is U

7. Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

8. Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

9. Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed…smell like him.

10. I like my men like I like my books—well read and in leather.

Funny Lines

11. Are you UT Austin? Because I’m longHORNY for you

12. I wish I had a star every time you brightened my day because I would have a galaxy.

13. Are you CollegeConfidential? Because you should take a chance on me

14. You sure turn my software into hardware.

15. Will you give me your thick envelope tonight?

16. Are you a T20? Because I’d like you to top me

17. Are you on the SAT? Because I want to do you in a room for hours

18. You just denatured my proteins because so are so hot.

19. Are you the Math II? Because your curves are amazing

20. Your homepage or mine?

College students

Good College Lines

21. Biochemistry Major: You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

22. Are you CollegeConfidential? Because you should take a chance on me.

23. Economics Major: Hershey’s produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I’m asking for is one from you.

24. Political science Major: For a third-world country, you’re pretty well developed.

25. Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you’re too hot to handle!

26. I have looked for a word that describes how beautiful you are in the dictionary but in vain.

27. Are you an impending rejection, because you’re always on my mind

28. Why don’t we go back to my place and I’ll show you my fencing sabre?

29. Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

30. I am told composers always score, so I believe I will.

Tinder Lines

31. Astronomy Major: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I’d have a galaxy.

32. Economics Major: The national debt isn’t the only thing that’s rising.

33. Biochemistry Major: I’ve got my ion you, baby!

34. College: Is your name Pfeiffer Hill? Because you take my breath away.

35. Biochemistry Major: You’re so hot you denature my proteins.

36. Astronomy Major: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

37. Computer science Major: Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

38. Computer science Major: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection.

39. Computer science Major: You make my software turn into hardware!

40. Biochemistry Major: I’ve got my ion you, baby!

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