Are you looking for death pick up lines? Well, you have come to the right place. Here are some of the best, most cheesy, smooth, and funny death ones that you can use on the girl or guy of your dreams.
Also if you are at a bar, club, party, or just out and about, these lines are sure to get you the attention you are looking for. So, without further ado, these awesome pick up lines are sure to get a laugh and help you start a conversation.
Funny Dying Lines
1. You have a killer body and here I am with a death wish.
2. Are you a death certificate? Because I’d die to have you.
3. girl, are you dead? Because I hope you come for me soon.
4. Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
5. If being attractive was a crime, you’d be sentenced to death by lethal injection.
6. Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
7. I’d rather have you angry with me and alive than happy with me and dead.
8. Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
9. Girl, you must be an angel because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.
10. Do you have a revive? You’re drop-dead gorgeous.
11. Baby girl, when you’re not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne’s parents. Dead.
12. Is it true that you are dead? Because I’m always thinking about you. 😀
13. I’m going to show you what “one thousand years of death” means.
14. When I look at you I remain dead inside.
15. Over my dead body. No, really. I want you over my dead body.
16. Your purity will perish if you spend the night with me.
17. Are you the Death Angel? Whenever I see you, I lose my mind.
18. Are you the Angel of Death, Because I’m dying to be with you…
19. In bed, I’m going to use 1000 years of death on you.
20. Are you dying, baby? Because I’m simply waiting for you to come up with something.
21. We will all die at some point. So before that, let’s go on a date with me.
22. I’m dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
23. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider? Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
Black Death Note Lines
24. Can I ask you to drop dead? I’m a necrophiliac and I might just think about it.
25. Girl you must be an angel because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.
26. I’m a Death Knight, and the way you walked by me must be made my Blood Boil in awe.
27. If I had access to the death star…The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus.
28. Are u tryna suffocate me to death? Coz ur beauty is breathtaking.
29. Are you my grandmother burning herself to death? Cause you light up my world.
30. Three things are certain in life. Death, taxes, and my love for you.
31. A night with me will be the Death to your Purity.
32. If being beautiful was a crime, you would be on death row.
33. You must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack!!
34. Girl, I’m gonna show you what “one thousand years of death” is all about.
35. Are you an Air bender? Because you and your friends all look pretty dead to me.
Terrifying Death Lines (Dying, Suicide, Died)
36. Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.
37. You must be Kira since you nearly killed me!!
38. Are you facing the death penalty? Because I intend to administer a deadly injection to you.
39. Are you my grandmother’s self-immolation? Because you brighten my day.
40. If being sexy was a crime, you’d be wrongfully accused, sentenced to death, and miraculously saved at the last minute because I never gave up on you.
41. Hello, I’m writing a death book and would like your phone number.
42. You have a killer body, and here I am with a death wish.
43. I like my women like I like my memes, dead.
44. Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let’s find out.
45. Death is so final. Whereas life, ah, life is so full of possibilities.
46. Hey baby are you dead? Cause I’m just waiting for you to cum.
47. If I were a walker, I’d bite you first.
48. Girl, do my groin rise from the dead.
49. You don’t look like you have been dead a day!
50. When I look into your eyes I see my future Because you seem dead inside.
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