1. You have a killer body and here I am with a death wish.
2. Are you a death certificate? Because I’d die to have you.
3. girl, are you dead? Because I hope you come for me soon.
4. Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
5. If being attractive was a crime, you’d be sentenced to death by lethal injection.
6. Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.
7. I’d rather have you angry with me and alive than happy with me and dead.
8. Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.
9. Girl, you must be an angel because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.
10. Do you have a revive? You’re drop-dead gorgeous.
11. Baby girl, when you’re not around, I feel like Bruce Wayne’s parents. Dead.
12. Is it true that you are dead? Because I’m always thinking about you. 😀
13. I’m going to show you what “one thousand years of death” means.
14. When I look at you I remain dead inside.
15. Over my dead body. No, really. I want you over my dead body.
16. Your purity will perish if you spend the night with me.
17. Are you the Death Angel? Whenever I see you, I lose my mind.
18. Are you the Angel of Death, Because I’m dying to be with you…
19. In bed, I’m going to use 1000 years of death on you.
20. Are you dying, baby? Because I’m simply waiting for you to come up with something.
21. We will all die at some point. So before that, let’s go on a date with me.
22. I’m dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.
23. Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider? Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.