Are you afraid that you might waste your time cleaning other people’s cavities your whole life and have no experience in dating and flirting with hot chicks or handsome guys? We wish this nightmare never turn into a reality.
And if you wish the same and want to excite your life then we have an awesome and humorous way to try your luck in flirting with your crush with some of the interesting pick-up lines but with a little bit of touch of your profession (Dentist).
Here are some of the best Dentist pick-up lines that will surely help you to break the ice with your crush.
Funny Dentist Lines
1. I wish you were my teeth, so I could grind you in my sleep.
2. I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth-to-mouth now.
3. I’ve got skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
4. Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.
5. The fact that I’m missing some teeth only means that there’s more room for your tongue.
6. I’m sorry I had to spit again but looking at you makes me salivate.
7. Most people call me Colgate Because 9 out 10 dentists recommended putting me in your mouth.
8. Hey girl you must have a pretty great dentist because your teeth are straighter and whiter than the Republican party.
Cute Dentist Lines
9. Are you a dentist? Because you’re so sweet I’m getting cavities!
10. Looks like you’ve got a sweet tooth.
11. You’re drooling a bit.
12. You’ve got a beautiful smile, I bet you floss regularly.
13. Do you know, my tongue is a dentist. And it’s time for your check-up.
14. If you were a toothpaste, I would be the 10th dentist to not recommend you to others, cuz you’re just mine <3
15. I had to visit a dentist after you gave me a liplock Coz you were sweet enough to give me a toothache.
Dirty Dentist Lines
16. Are you a dentist? Because you’re so sweet I’m getting cavities!
17. Looks like you’ve got a sweet tooth.
18. You’re drooling a bit.
19. You’ve got a beautiful smile, I bet you floss regularly.
20. Do you know, my tongue is a dentist. And it’s time for your check-up.
21. If you were a toothpaste, I would be the 10th dentist to not recommend you to others, cuz you’re just mine <3
22. I had to visit a dentist after you gave me a liplock Coz you were sweet enough to give me a toothache.
Flirty Dentist Lines
23. Can you feel this?
24. Have you ever slept with a dentist? Want to?
25. It’s time to probe your gaps.
26. Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth!
27. Stick your tongue out farther for me.
28. Your gums look sensitive. Let me stab them with this prison shank.
29. Do you need dental floss? I’ll give you some for free if you have dinner with me.
30. My next appointment is 3 months from now, any chance of seeing you sooner, maybe over dinner?
31. Is your dad a dentist Because while I drill your cavity, I’d like you to call me daddy
Cheesy Dentist Lines
32. Hey baby, if you were a polishing disc, you’d be superfine.
33. I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
34. I want to melt in your mouth.
35. You sure have white teeth, you must brush them! (Redneck)
36. You’re so sweet. I’m getting a toothache just looking at you.
37. You a piece of eye candy and I’ve got a sweet tooth.
38. Are you my wisdom tooth? Because something inside me is telling me to take you out.
39. I’m not a dentist But you look like a hole that needs filling.
Worst Dentist Lines
40. Are you a dentist? Because you leave a bad taste in my mouth.
41. Hey girl, if you were a tooth, you would be an upper left lateral incisor!
42. It takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
43. Your teeth are like stars. Slightly yellow and very far apart.
44. What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.
45. Are you my wisdom teeth? Because I don’t need you.
46. I bet dentists HATE you. There’s no way they could improve your smile!
47. Hey girl, am I your dentist? Because if I administered your drugs properly you aren’t going to feel a thing.
Romantic Dentist Lines
48. Is your father a dentist? Because you have a beautiful smile.
49. Would you like me to teach you how to floss?
50. You have pretty teeth you must be a dentist.
51. You must be a dentist because I can’t smile without you.
52. You’ve got a nice smile. Can I be your dentist?
53. I have a cavity in my heart and I wonder if you can fill it.
54. It’s been a while since you’ve come in for a cleaning sweety. Let’s get this cavity search started.
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Pick-up lines are just for making a conversation full of fun but they can be offensive to some people. Use Pick up lines only on those with whom you are comfortable otherwise it can turn into a cringy or awkward moment.