Depression can be an opportunity. It can also be taken in a positive way. Think of a unique idea to impress someone during their depression period. It might not end up in dating but may take someone out of the problem. They might get a reason to stay happy in life.
Being a serious health condition, you may convert it into a chance to cheer up someone. Here is a collection of the best depressing pickup lines that are flirty, funny, or dirty. Try them out and make someone smile.
Best Depression Pick Up Lines
1. Hey girl, are you crippling depression? Because I’m going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
2. Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
3. Are you depressed? Cause I want you to f*©k me all day long.
4. Here’s a depressing one! Hey, girl are you the sun? Because you’re brighter than my future.
5. I don’t know much about depression, but I’m pretty great.
6. You’re depressed, TOO?!
7. Are you my homework? Cause I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long after procrastinating for hours just before the big test and getting very mild depression that only several years of therapy can help me with because I’m a sick and mournful fool of a human being.
8. Are you depressed? Cause you make me want to kill myself.
9. Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital’s pharmacy.
10. Hay girl, are you crippling depression? Because I’m going to be in bed curled up with you all day!
11. Hey girl are you 1929? Because you give me the Great Depression.
12. Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.
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Funny Depression Lines
13. Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future
14. Hey, there seaman? Wanna… inspect ma gills?
15. Are you my crippling depression? Cause I wanna drug you.
16. Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression.
17. Oh hi, wanna Netflix and chill me?*kill. Please release me from the prison of existence.
18. I want you to sit on my face. Seriously, if there’s a chance I might lose oxygen flow and die… I’ll take it.
19. Haha me too. mind if I suicide in your DMS haha..?
20. Oh you depressed?
21. “Hey, are you looking for some buried treasure? Explore my chest… With a knife.”
22. You’re depressed, I’m depressed. Can I suicide in your DMS?
23. Hey girl, are you on an anti depression pill? Cuz I want more than one dose a day 😉
24. Are you an anti-depressant, cause you’re the only thing that makes me happy.
Note: Depression is a serious health condition and you must not make fun of someone suffering from this. These pick up lines are for entertainment purposes only. Use them with caution and do not hurt the feelings of others.
Best Eye-Opening Depressing Lines
25. Are you a loan during the Great Depression? Because I wanna take you out.
26. Are you depressed? Because I have known you all my life.
27. Girl you’re so hot that I would still talk to you even after I’m off the anti-depressant pills.
28. Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my depression status?
29. I don’t know much about depression, but I’m pretty great.
30. What’s the difference between your depression and I? I could f*ck you harder.
31. You seem depressed. Let’s bang the depression out of each other!
32. Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression? Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
33. Are you depressed? Because I am in a downward spiral thinking about it.
34. Babe, I want you because you pull me out of my depression?
35. Babe, I got depression. But that’s OK because I can go down for you any night.
36. Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.
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10 SHORT Depressing Lines
37. Depressed? Let me cure you with a dose of orgasm.
38. Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.
39. It’s not my fault I fell in love. Your sadness tripped me.
40. Are you a psychologist cuz you cure my depression.
41. Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.
42. I’ve been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
43. I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!
44. If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
45. Haha me too. mind if I suicide in your DMS haha..?
46. Are you clinical depression? Cause you make me wanna kill myself.
47. Are you depressed? Because I cannot think of anyone else that can bring me happiness.
48. Are you depressed yet? Because you’ve been stuck in my head all day.
Need Help?
Depression is a mental illness that can be hard to talk about. It can be even harder to ask for help. But there are people who want to help. You can take help from a rehab center. Click here to visit one.
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