Do you also want your love story to be hopelessly romantic as Disney movies? Like having a romantic dance with your soulmate, that magical first kiss, or over-the-top moonlight sneaky romance?
Sorry to make your dreamy bubble pop but all the above fairy tale sequences are not gonna happen in real life. However, to give a Disney touch to your love story or we say crush story 😅, you can play with Disney Pick-Up Lines. We have the best collection of such pick-up lines for you, So here are the top Disney-themed Pick-Up Lines to make your story fun and magical.
Best Disney Lines
1. I’d show you my world, but I’m sure you own a mirror.
2. Call me Pooh because all I want is you, honey.
3. I’m so lost in your eyes I’m like Nemo. You better find me.
4. I’m the eighth dwarf, Sexy.
5. You’re wicked hot.
6. Can I Hakuna your ma-tatas?
7. You’ve got a friend in me. Friends with benefits that is.
8. I can make any fairy moan…All I need to do is Tink’er’bell.
9. Aye Mary — youze Poppin’.
10. People smell better than reindeer. And you darling, you smell like a rose!
11. Hey, honey, are you looking for a little seaman?
Cheesy and Cute Disney Lines
12. Damn, you take love to infinity and beyond.
13. My name isn’t Sully, but you could be my Boo.
14. I must be a Beast because you’re definitely a Beauty.
15. All this ice but you still melted my heart.
16. Hi hoe, hi hoe. It’s off to my place we go!
17. I may be an Ogre but at least I’ll always have you as my Fiona.
18. Hey girl, are you, Woody, from Toy Story? Because I feel like as soon as I walk into the room you pretend to not be alive.
19. Dang girl, are you the old lady from UP? Because I haven´t even been here for five minutes and you´re already gone.
20. I can say you aren’t cute, but I’d be a lion.
21. They found Nemo and they found Dory too… I can’t find my girlfriend, could it be you?
22. Damn, you take love to infinity and beyond.
23. My name isn’t Sully, but you could be my Boo.
24. I must be a Beast because you’re definitely a Beauty.
25. All this ice but you still melted my heart.
26. Hi hoe, hi hoe. It’s off to my place we go!
27. I may be an Ogre but at least I’ll always have you as my Fiona.
28. Hey girl, are you, Woody, from Toy Story? Because I feel like as soon as I walk into the room you pretend to not be alive.
29. Dang girl, are you the old lady from UP? Because I haven´t even been here for five minutes and you´re already gone.
Funny Disney Lines
30. If I were Peter Pan, you would be my happy thought.
31. You’re Tiggeriffic.
32. Whether Jafar or Ja-close, I will always be yours.
33. You must be Pumbaa ’cause baby — I’ve got no worries.
34. Oh, Oobee Doo, I wanna be with you. I wanna walk with you, talk with you, it’s true.
35. Forget Aladdin, I’m thinking bout Jasmine’s carpet.
36. Damn Girl you got me twitterpated.
37. Do you wanna get Goofy?
38. Hey, my name’s Mickey and there’s nothing Minnie about me.
39. Let’s just say my bed is covered in Monsters Inc.
40. Short guys get me all flustered.
41. If you asked me if I could show you my bare necessities, I’d tell you I shere khan.
42. I lie because they used to call me the Lion King.
43. Because of you, I strived to become a Hero from a Zero… just like Hercules did.
44. Do you remember my name? You Don’t? You Dumbo.
45. Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?
46. So did they give you a name along with all those rippling pectorals?
47. Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaids for each other.
48. I think you’re a girl worth fighting for.
49. I’m hooked on you.
50. Sha-la-la-la-la-la doesn’t be scared, you got the moves prepared, you want to kiss me, girl.
51. You don’t need a spoonful of sugar to make me go down.
52. Do you know what would look great on you? Me.
53. Want to try and tame my Beast?
54. My heart seeks you as Moana’s was called by the sea.
55. I’d dress in drag and do the hula for you.
56. You look a lot like my third wife (this next really deserves a “Vaudevillian” style rimshot) …of course, I’ve only been married twice!
Naughty Disney Lines
57. You can call me Nemo because I am never afraid to touch the butt.
58. Your body is a wonderland, and I’d like to be Alice.
59. Your castle or mine?
60. can you feel the love tonight?
61. I’ll make you want to spend more time in bed with me than with Sleeping, Beauty.
62. Hey Jasmine, Does the magic carpet match the drapes?
63. Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast?
64. You know what they say about men with big noses.
65. Things are much better down where it’s wetter.
Dirty Disney Lines
66. You must be a Diamond in the Ruff because you can enter my Cave of Wonders.
67. There’s a snake in my pants!
68. Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight ’cause when I come around I’ll make your dress disappear.
69. Can I get into your cave of wonders?
70. Have you ever tried anal, it’s A Whole New World.
71. Wanna rub my lamp?
72. I’m a beast in the sheets.
73. I don’t need to take you to the Tower of Terror to get you screaming.
74. I like a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.
75. I like a woman who speaks her mind & can handle a long sword.
76. Let’s play Pinocchio. You sit on my face and I’ll tell you lies.
77. Honestly, I just want to get the Sword In The Stone.
78. I use and own butt plugs, now tell me about your Toy Story.
79. Open those gates so I may unlock your secrets and exploit your riches.
Flirty Disney Lines
80. Could you help me? I’m late for a very important date with you.
81. You must be Lightning McQueen because you’ve got my heart racing.
82. You are worth melting for.
83. Want to go for a wild ride baby? I’m a bottom.
84. You said you were looking for the girl with the glass slipper but baby boy I can be your Cinderella ella ella eh eh.
85. Give me a Woody and I’ll make you Buzz for light years.
86. I can take you to infinity and beyond.
87. You are the Buzz Lightyear to my Woody!
88. Like a Disney DVD, I’m enhanced with Fast Play.
89. They found Nemo and they found Dory too… I can’t find my girlfriend, could it be you?
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Disney is popular for its classic fairy tale love stories. You cant create the same story in reality but that doesn’t mean you can’t try to make it possible. Try Disney Pick-Up Lines to make your crush feels like a prince or a princess.