In the medical profession, first impressions are important. You want to make sure that you come across as confident, competent, and knowledgeable. One way to make a good impression is to use quirky pick-up lines. Whether you’re a medical professional or just a fan of doctor-themed TV shows and movies, these lines are sure to get a chuckle.
No one wants to feel like they’re being hit on when they’re at the doctor’s office, but sometimes a little flirtation can be harmless fun. If you’re feeling bold, try one of these doctor pick-up lines to start a conversation with your crush.
Doctor Lines You Could Never Have Imagined
1. I think I got sick because we’re meant to be
2. I don’t think you can diagnose me because there’s no treatment for being madly in love
3. Are you my appendix? Because I feel like I should take you out
4. You should take my temperature because you’re making me very hot!
5. I must have crossed my eyes because I can only focus on you
6. You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart
7. I’d like another doctor because I know you’re not allowed to date your patient
8. Come to my office and take off your pants
9. Drowning doesn’t seem too bad if you would give me a mouth-to-mouth
10. Have you got a shovel? Because I’m a sucker for you.
11. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
12. You are safe with me. Because I have got all sort of protection here.
13. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let’s play gynecologist.
14. You took good care of me, doctor. Want to take care of me in this lifetime?
15. I hope to hell that this doctor-patient bond we have goes beyond in this four cornered room.
Cheesy Nurse Doc Chat up lines
16. Are you a nurse? Because you just gave me a heart attack.
17. Are you a nurse? Because you’re always there when I need you.
18. Are you a nurse? Because you always know just what to say to make me feel better.
19. Are you a nurse? Because you have the most beautiful smile I’ve ever seen.
20. Are you a nurse? Because you’re the cure for my loneliness
21. Hey girl, are you a defibrillator? ‘Cause, you’re sending shocks straight to my heart.
22. Babe, you are like my right temporoparietal areas: I’d be lost without you.
23. I’ve been having trouble putting my T-shirt on. I think I’m going to need a hands-on evaluation of the rest of my ADLs.
24. You must be a pulmonary embolism because you leave me breathless.
25. Cutie, you must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and send it straight to my heart.
26. You make me go from straightforward squamous to delineated columnar
27. Do you have a Band-Aid? Since I just scratched my knee succumbing to you.
28. Child you’re so sweet you will place me in DKA!
29. I want to believe that you passed CPR since you’re blowing my mind
30. Assuming I were a compound, I’d be DNA helicase: So I could unfasten your qualities!!
Plague Lines for Doctors
31. Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my loneliness.
32. I may not be a doctor, but I can give you a diagnosis: you’re gorgeous!
33. Are you a plague doctor? Because you’re giving me the plague of love!
34. Are you a doctor? Because you just gave me a heart attack.
35. I’m not a doctor, but I’m pretty sure you’re suffering from a lack of vitamin me.
36. I’m not a doctor, but I can prescribe you a night of passion.
37. I don’t need a doctor because you’re already making my heart rate spike.
38. Are you a doctor? Because I think you just gave me a check-up from head to toe.
39. Are you a doctor? Because I have a feeling you could prescribe me some love.
40. My leaches wouldn’t be the only thing sucking at your neck
41. Hey there, doctor. I don’t know if you’re aware, but you’ve got a bit of a reputation. Apparently, you’re quite the ladies’ man.
42. I don’t know if it’s the uniform or the fact that you save lives, but something about you just screams “sexy.
43. So, in the interest of full disclosure, I thought I should let you know that I have a bit of a crush on you.
44. “Can I check your pulse? I think you may be my patient.”
45. “Do you mind if I ask you a few questions? I promise I’ll make it quick.
Cheesy Lines By Patient
46. Honey, do you like water? That means you already like 80% of me.
47. Sweetheart, you’re pullin’ on my chordate tendineae and it hurts so well.
48. Girl, are you a ventromedial nucleus lesion? ‘Cause, you left me insatiable.
49. Hey babe, I’ve been straining my oculomotor nerve looking everywhere for you.
50. Girl, your chromosomes have combined beautifully.
51. I don’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
52. If I were an enzyme, I’d choose to be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your beautiful genes.
53. Can I be your ophthalmologist? ‘Cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes.
54. Babe, I want to dissect your brain to see if you’re thinking of me too!
55. Are you a cardiologist? Because I wanted you to take care of my heart.
56. I can make your heart skip a beat. No really, I’m certified to do it!
57. I might need life alert because I’ve fallen in love with you and can’t get up.
58. I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.
59. Do you have confidence in affection at first sight, or do I need to stroll by once more?
60. I can show you where every one of the bones in your body is and the one you just gave me.