Here are some amazing golf pick-up lines, these sayings will help you to start a conversation with someone who loves to play golf and will help to impress them too.
Check these if they work for such a sports lover. Choose your favorite pick-up lines from this article and make your date partner laugh!
Dirty Golf Pick Up Lines
1. My drives aren’t always long and straight… but I can show you what is!
2. I’m a bit tired so how about we just play your backside tonight?
3. I hope you like it rough because I don’t replace my divots.
4. I just finished a round of golf, wanna be my 19th hole?
5. Let’s play a game of golf at my place. How many strokes should we call it?
6. I finished my game today, but I’m still up for playing at the nineteenth hole.
7. You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
8. Damn, girl. You’ve got the nicest boobs I’ve seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
9. Want to try my extra-stiff shaft?
10. You’re such a dime I could just use you as a ball marker.
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11. Tell me, baby, how many strokes do you want? I won’t rest till I shoot all.
12. Hey honey, does your hand hurt from writing all those autographs? Because you’re truly a grand slam.
13. From the minute I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
14. You’re more beautiful than a hundred pink flamingos on a golf course.
15. Are you a round of golf? Because I’d do you for four hours.
16. Unlike my drives, I have something that’s long and straight all the time.
17. How are you with putts? I prefer gentle strokes if you know what I mean.
18. You look like Carrie Underwood.
19. So what’s it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?
20. Wanna see my cobra?
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21. The moment I laid my eyes on you, I had a vertical angle on this shaft of a mine, real hard.
22. Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?
23. Hey, baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?
24. You should put golf as your top priority, after all, I am a master at it, wanna try me?
25. We should be more than friends, I’ll teach you how to play, and you teach me to be a woman.
26. The best way you can go before playing is to come to my room, I’ll teach you to swing well.
27. Go call your golf friends and maybe we can have a threesome or even a group one.
28. am better than all those museums about golfing you have been in, let me show it to you.
29. You must have been promoted from army captain. You look like a major bomb!
30. Would you like to see my Slazenger along with my freshly cleaned balls?
Funny Golf Pick Up Lines
31. You must be a Nike One Platinum Ball. Why, do you ask? Because you’d look amazing on a T.
32. Damn girl, you sure know how to give a bloke a vertical shaft angle.
I could make your Vijay Singh if you get my drift.
33. Oh man, my legs hurt so much. It’s tough walking straight after 18 holes.
34. Can I be your caddy? I want to give your shaft a good polish before we play tonight.
35. I want to plug my balls in your bunker.
36. I’m no good at golf, but I can sure wedge my balls into your sand trap.
37. What do you say we get together, call a couple of people and play a foursome?
38. What’s the difference between a fisherman and a golfer?
When a golfer lies, he doesn’t have to bring any proof home.
39. Have you ever wondered how the moon got craters?
Three words… Chuck Norris golf
40. It takes a serious amount of balls to golf as I do.
Cheesy Golf Pick Up Lines
41. From the moment I saw you, I’ve had a vertical shaft angle.
42. How about you and I exercise on our stroke play together?
43. Hey handsome, are you Tiger Woods, or are you just happy to see me?
44. I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy shaft.
45. Hey, that wood around the course looks really great. Want to go make out there?
46. Are you a mini-golf course? Because baby, you can make my heart race.
47. Hey, were you just promoted from Army captain because I’m always up for getting another major?
48. I’m still working on my approach, but I think I have a pretty good swing.
49. I’ve got some good news. I like to go low.
50. The best person to play golf with is someone who is always a little worse than you are.
Romantic Golf Pick Up Lines
51. Hey Wendy! Will you be my caddy so you can wash my balls tonight?
52. Hey Love! I have been working all day. I’m tired now. Let’s play your backside tonight.
53. Hey Jane! I can see my golf bag in your pant. Let me keep my wood there – when I finish playing this hard game.
54. Hey baby! I just discover you know how to fix a bloke at a vertical shaft angle.
55. Hey friend! You have an adorable swing there!
56. Today’s game was interesting. I was able to hit 18 holes but am tired and can barely walk now.
57. Hey Jones! I feel like reporting you to the security on duty because you are the water hazard influencing all the ladies in this golf course.
58. Now, am better than those museums that specialize in golfing you around. Let me show you my skills.
59. Hey Melinda! Let me condition your balls and shaft tonight so you can prepare for the new golfing season.
60. Hey Jack! You are a perfect water hazard. You just got me soaking right there.
Clean Golf Pick Up Lines
61. Are you sure you aren’t all four majors because you would be a grand slam?
62. Wanna go golfing baby? I’ll let you put your balls in my hole.
63. Does a bear crap in the woods? No, but I’m willing to screw in them.
64. If you can actually bring some of your friends, we can all with each other better.
65. Is your body a shot that comes up short on the 17th hole of the Old Course at St. Andrews because I can see it rolling around in the sand?
66. Are you looking for the fairway? Because coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
67. My drives aren’t always long and straight…but I can show you what is!
68. So this golf ball was fortunate for me on the course. However, is it sufficiently fortunate to get your number?
69. Are You in the mood for some stroke play?
70. Can I be your caddy tonight? I’m really good at washing balls.
Golfing Pick Up Lines
71. Are you a golf cart? Because I could drive you around the golf course.
72. You remind me of a Pro V1 golf ball… Soft, sexy, and expensive.
73. My golf number may not be that good but my phone number sure is!
74. Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.
75. What’s your favorite part about golf? My favorite parts are playing on short-grass and going low.
76. Whenever I see you, I think I’m turning into a US Open. That’s right: I’m becoming long and hard.
77. You can be my caddy, I have been looking for a place to store this shaft I have.
78. You seem to have thick and bulky bushes, I hope you cut them before I make my next move.
79. You should put golf as your top priority, after all, I am a master at it, wanna try me?
80. “I usually play a lot better than I am right now.”
One Liner Pick Up Lines for Golf
81. Do you like to swing
82. Do you want me to pull it?
83. Hello, more than friends.
84. Hey, that’s a nice swing you’ve got there.
85. How many strokes do you want?
86. I like my driver how I like my men. Long and stiff.
87. I only play in the short gra*s.
88. I’m gonna pound you like I do these range balls.
89. I’m known on the tour for having a lengthy club.
90. I’m like a US Open hard and long!!
Golf pick-up lines are for both guys and girls. These lines may sound cheesy or dirty but these will definitely work. People may take them as jokes but these will be cute and funny at the same time. You can also use them as your captions for your social media post if you’re a golf player!!