Horses are one of the most majestic creatures on Earth. They are strong, beautiful, and have been a part of human history for centuries. There is something about a horse that just makes people smile.
Horse lovers will surely appreciate these pick up lines that are sure to get a laugh. From clever puns to jokes about riding off into the sunset, these are the best pick up lines that will help you make a connection with that special someone.
Top Horse Pick Up Lines
1. Hey, girl – I’m the best rider in the country.
2. Are you a horse, Cuz I wanna ride you?
3. I respond well to left-handed urging.
4. Babe, I’d like to have a stable relationship with you.
5. mostly man but horse where it counts 😉
6. Are you a horse? because you make me hor-neigh.
7. I promise you! If you let me, I’d love to ride with you on my horse forever. We’ll ride all the way to the moon if you want.
8. Hay, Hay there is beautiful.
9. Forget the other guys, I’m the best rider anywhere in the country.
10. Your hooves must be sore from galloping through my dreams all night.
11. Well, aren’t you a nice little filly? I’m a purebred myself, wanna go for a quick trot?
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12. Do you come to this stable often?
13. I’m trying to pony express the way I feel about you without being too cliche-neigh.
14. I’ve got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.
15. Did it hurt……when you fell off your horse…
16. Hey, a redhead. Does the mane match the tail?
17. If you are a horse, you’ll always be my first pick.
18. Baby, why don’t you come on over here and ride my horse?
19. Your eyes are worth at least 100 horses.
20. (Greek Costume) Wanna see my Trojan Horse?
21. Don’t get me wrong baby, but I’d love to foal-fill all your needs tonight.
Funny Horse Lines
22. Hey baby, want a carrot?
23. I have a saddle but no horse. I think you have to drive me instead.
24. How many horses can you fit in your barn?
25. Baby, are you a wooden horse? because my Trojan needs a hiding place.
26. It must be obvious to you by now, but your beautiful face makes me giddy up.
27. Hey baby, I have a story you would like. It involves you and me turning the world around by riding restlessly.
28. Would you please get rid of that saddle and come be my main squeeze?
29. Trust me, if ever you broke your leg and became an enviable financial investment, I would never put you down.
30. Girl, you should not wear your designer fascinator/ hat, because it covers your
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31. Hey lady, would you like to join my exclusive racing club?
32. Just like an exotic wager, you’re hard to win.
33. Are you an Arabian? Because I heard you are pretty agile.
34. As a hot filly and a stud, we could make some Derby winners.
35. Are you Knabstrupper? Because you are a rare beauty.
36. Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.
37. Forget this mob scene. Let’s go hit the hay together.
38. Hey baby, do you want to join my racing club? It is exclusively me.
39. How’d you make out at the races? No seriously, show me.
40. I can not decide which horse to place my bet on, can you help me?
41. Don’t make me go in circles for you.
42. I know it’s a race, but let’s take our time to the finish.
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