What can be sexier than dating a lawyer? Just think, a person doing justice to your feelings… or someone punishing you romantically for falling in love with them… Sounds perfect right? Pointing to the profession can be the easiest way of hitting someone’s heart. They may feel like you know so much about them.
Well, pick-up lines are the best way to get through. Here is the best collection of the best pick-up lines for your lawyer crush. Use it on them and bury yourself in the crime of impressing them irresistibly.
Lawyer Puns
1. Hey baby, I’ll show you my opening statement but it’s up to you to close.
2. Excuse me, are you into reverse bifurcation?
3. Honey, is that a gavel in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
4. In my advisory opinion, after you see my dicta, you won’t have standing.
5. Let me show you section 69 of my penal code.
6. I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?
7. Are you my lawyer? Because you should be definitely screwing me.
8. Did it hurt…when you fell from heaven? Because I know a good personal injury lawyer.
9. I booked us a room so we can study the ‘Laws of Attraction’ without disruption.
10. It is against my own made-up law to treat girls badly so you are so lucky, baby girl.
Law Student Lines
11. The prosecution can rest at my place tonight.
12. I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.
13. Can I get your number? One call, that’s all.
14. Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?
15. Res ipsa loquitur’, honey. Your hot body speaks for itself!
16, Hey, if I’m willing to create some legal relations with you, will you let me into your contract?
17. Hey boy, if I were on a jury, I’d find you guilty of being criminally gorgeous.
18. Unlike a court, I would definitely order specific performance of a contract for service. Especially if it were oral.
19. Hey baby, how about we head back to my place and make a nudum pactum?
20. Let’s just say, boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
Law Legal Lines
21. You have already captivated my heart, so I must fetch it back and make you pay with a kiss.
22. I want to convict you for stealing my heart out of the blue and making me happy forever.
23. I am a good lawyer, and I like to be on top of things.
24. Hey boy, did you see the season finale of Suits? Well, I know a nice file room where we can reenact it.
25. I hope you don’t object to this leading question, but you want me to, don’t you?
26. I want to convict you for stealing my heart out of the blue and making me happy forever.
27. Would you like to see my power of attorney?
28. Girl, you’re testing fine.
29. Are your confidential files? Because I’d like to examine you on camera.
30. Hey Girl! I’m a lawyer. Call me when you want to get a divorce.
Constitutional Flirty Lines India
31. What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
32. We should know that your exquisiteness is not a crime but stealing my innocent heart does.
33. I’d have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
34. Is your Daddy a lawyer? Because you look innocent, and I feel guilty.
35. You stepped on my foot. I’ve got an idea of how you can mitigate your damages.
36. Hey baby, let’s go back to my place and practice some lateral equality.
37. You are crushing my heart, the way the rule against perpetuities crushes a contingent remainder.
38. I hope you don’t object to this leading question, boy, but you want me, don’t you?
39. Let me just defend myself from being unwarily falling for someone pretty as you are tonight.
40. Let me love you with the way that the lawyers spend their time defending righteousness.
Dirty Lawyer Lines
41. Your booty is asking for some cruel and unusual punishment.
42. Baby I’m gonna proximately cause you to cum tonight.
43. Let’s just say, boy, if you give me your instructions well, I can be a very vocal advocate.
44. Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours?
45. I believe that it’s in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
46. If you’re my client, I’ll get you off. If you aren’t, the offer still stands.
47. You must be a mala prohibitum offense because you have FINE written all over you!
48. Wanna come over to where I have a reasonable expectation of privacy?
49. Your body is ‘ultra vires’; it’s beyond my power to control myself around you.
50. Is that an amicus curiae, or are you just happy to see me?
Funny Lawyer Lines
51. You’ve unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.
52. I’ll search your grabbable area…
53. Why not miss out on my writing?
54. The definition of justice: me getting to buy you dinner.
55. Permission to approach the bench (or Can I bench you)?
56. Hey baby, want to have some intercourse from which spurious issue may arise?
57. You’ve unjustly enriched me-please let me give you some restitution.
58. I got your jurisdiction right here.
59. You’re in law school? Would you like to go over my briefs?
60. I’ll be the accessory if you’ll be the principal.
Caution: Be careful while using these lawyers’ pick-up lines as they may cause offense to a person as they directly target their profession.