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50+ Best Lord of the Rings and the Hobbit Pick Up Lines

Gwen Adams

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If you’re a fan of “The Lord of the Rings,” then you know that there’s no shortage of ways to start a conversation with a fellow fan.

Whether you’re looking for a way to break the ice with a new acquaintance or you’re just looking for a little bit of fun, these trending pick up lines can really get you ahead in the game. From clever to cheesy, these lines are sure to make your potential date laugh – and maybe even say yes to a date.

Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit Lines

1. “I’ll take your Hobbit to my Isengard.”

2. “Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor?”

3. “I’d love to climb your Lonely Mountain.”

4. “My feet are as big as a hobbit’s, and you know what they say about big feet.”

5. “A wizard is never premature. He finishes precisely when he means to.”

6. “My feet are bigger than Bilbo’s… and you know what they say about big feet.”

7. “I’d love to explore your two towers.”

8. “Speak, friend, and enter… your number into my phone.”

9. “Watch out – I’m about to rescue you from Lonely Mountain.”

10.  “Want to come back to my place and smoke a little Longbottom leaf?”

11.  “My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.”

12. “I’d climb the Endless Stair to be with you.”

13. “No, we haven’t met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.”

14. “Girl you are my ring and I’m your Golum because girl: You´re MY precious!”

15. Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.

16. Every teenage hobbit girl has been to Fuckleberry Ferry a few times.

17. I gave her my sword. And my bow. And my axe.

18. I must be the ring and you must be Bilbo, because you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

19. My love is like Lembas bread, one taste to get your fill.

20. Say girl, looks like meats back on the menu.

21. You must be a Ring of Power, ’cause I want to keep you!

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Trending Lord of the Rings Lines

22. “I want you in my hobbit hole.”

23. “Are you an orc? Because you’re making my Sting glow.”

24. “Just wait until sunset — that’s when I’m going to open your secret door.”

25. “My blade is never broken.”

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26. I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby!

27. “Was your a$$ forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.”

28. “Are you the Ring? ‘Cause I’ve got my eye on you.”

29. “Did it hurt when you fell from the Timeless Halls?”

30. “Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade.”

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Funny Lord of the Rings Lines

31. “Baby, I’ll make you scream like the Nazgul.”

32. “I last longer than Boromir.”

33. “I wanna go inside your hobbit hole.”

34. “Was your a$$ forged by Sauron? That sh!t looks precious.”

35. “My staff is even bigger than Gandalf’s.”

36. “What do you say we go back to my place and light the beacons of Gondor?”

37. “No, that’s not an oliphaunt in my pants, but thanks for noticing.”

38. “You don’t need One Ring to find me.”

39. “Your rejection would destroy me like an Ent destroys Isengard.”

Lord of the Rings Lines for Valentine’s Day

40. “Girl, you’re like a Balrog – smokin’ hot!”

41.  “My elf eyes only see you.”

42. “Beard can be red; A blade can glow blue; There is only one precious, and that must be you.”

43. “Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks.”

44. “Was your face forged by Sauron? ‘Cause you’re preciousssss.”

45.  “Boy, you’re glowing. Are there Orcs nearby or are you just happy to see me?”

46. “The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.”

47. “Excuse me, but are you Arwen? You are so beautiful that I think I have entered a dream.”

48.  “I would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.”

49.  “Girl, you’re glowing. Are there orcs nearby or are you just glad to see me?”

50.  “I’ve got a feeling you’re about to become my Precious.”

51. There are no words in Elvish, Entish, or the tongues of men to express how much I love you.

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