Why use pick-up lines only to impress your crush when you can also use them to insult someone in a classic way. All you need is confidence and style to use mean one-liners bluntly on the face of people.
If you have guts then pick your favorite pick-up lines from the below vast collection and insult your friends in a cool way.
Best Mean Pick Up Lines
1. I would ask you if you’re tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don’t do any running.
2. Are you free tonight, or are you going to cost me?
3. How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you, I would guess
4. Are you poop? Because even when you’re far away, I can smell you.
5. Did you fall from heaven? Because so did Satan.
6. Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 149.6 million kilometers away from me.
7. You’re so fine that I wouldn’t care if you were dead or alive!
8. Since all the hot ones are already taken, this is going to be your lucky night!
9. You may not be good-looking, but I still like you.
10. Are you cancer? Because you’re starting to grow on me.
11. You might not be the best-looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
12. Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf? [ No! ] It’s okay, the other two pigs said no too!
Cringy Pick Up Lines
13. Did you just fart? Because you blew me away!
14. Did you know that a pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes? I bet I can make yours last longer than that.
15. Just like I never play with poop, I promise you that I will never play with your heart.
16. I’d drink your bathwater.
17. I just pooped in my bed. Can I sleep in yours?
18. If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would P on U.
19. Excuse me, I just farted over there. Can I stand here with you?
20. I wish I was menstruation, so I could visit you once every month.
21. I love you so much that If you were suddenly on fire, I’d pee on you.
22. I accidentally pooped in my pants. Can I get into yours?
23. I love you so much I would eat the corn from your poop.
Worst Pick Up Lines
24. I dreamt about you. You died.
25. My mom told me it would be good for my self-esteem if I asked out people who aren’t conventionally attractive.
26. Hey, you dropped something. My standards.
27. You look a lot like my next victim.
28. My feelings of love for you are like the stars in the sky. They’re probably long dead.
29. You’re as rude as a trespasser! You didn’t even ask permission when entered my heart and thoughts.
30. This must be puppy love I’m feeling towards you! You remind me of my dear dog.
31. My love for you is like cancer, it just keeps growing and growing.
32. You look like a hobo. You can live in my heart if you want.
33. You’re like a low-life bandit. I’ll give you everything so please don’t hurt me.
34. So we’re friends now, when do the benefits kick in?
Corny and Mean Pick Up Lines
35. Are you the future? Because you’re looking hopeless and bleak
36. Are you a mosquito? Because you’re so annoying!
37. Wow, you have the chin of Superman. I bet you could take a serious punch.
38. On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do I smell like your mom/dad?
39. Do you like sausages? Because you’re the worst!
40. Are you a booger? Because I want to pick you first.
41. You smell just like my mom, want to grab a drink?
42. Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?
43. Are you water? Because you don’t taste like anything.
44. I can’t help but gravitate toward you. It must be your incredible mass that’s creating the gravitational pull.
45. I put the “std” in “stud.” The only thing I need now is “u.”
Mean Tinder Pick Up Lines
46. Your eyes are as blue as toilet water.
47. Are you ice cream? Because your face looks like a rocky road.
48. For a fatty, you don’t seem to sweat much.
49. You remind me of my brother/sister.
50. Are you the square root of -1? Because you’re imaginary.
51. Are you a tax collector? Because I’m gonna avoid you at all costs!
52. Are you a mirror? Because I die a little inside whenever I look at you.
53. Are you as good as everyone says you are? I’m just curious.
54. I like you like my coffee. Bitter!
55. You must be really sweet, seeing how all of your teeth are rotten.
56. You’re like the neighbors’ WiFi. Everyone wants to use you.
Dirty and Sexual Pick Up Lines
57. Honestly, I’m into necrophilia. Wanna come home and play dead?
58. Is that a discharge in your underwear, or are you just happy to see me?
59. Are you a motorcycle? Because I’d like to ride you all day, and then sell you for a newer model.
60. As long as I have a face, you’ll always have a place to sit.
61. Get on your knees and smile like a doughnut!
62. I want to tickle your belly button. From the inside, of course.
63. Are you a shrimp? Because I don’t need your head. All I want is your body.
64. Sit on my face and I’ll guess your weight.
65. To be honest, you reek! Do you want to shower together?
66. Sit on my face, and I’ll eat my way to your heart.
67. Roses are red, and violets are blue. I’m using my hand and thinking of you.
Double Meaning Pick Up Lines
68. They all say I’m a pussy. But then again, we are what we eat.
69. Are you a snack? Because everyone eats you for fun
70. Are you a fire alarm? Because you are really loud and annoying!
71. You’re the thot that counts!
72. Roses are red, and violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!
73. How do you like your eggs in the morning: scrambled, fried, or fertilized?
74. There will only be 7 planets after I destroy Uranus.
75. How are you not cold? You’ve been naked in my mind this whole time.’
76. Let’s play the Pinocchio game. You sit on my face, and I’ll tell you a lie.
77. I like my partners like how I like my fast-food meals. Extra-large!
78. I bet your muffled screams are as cute as you.
79. Are you a durian? Because you’re a total snack, but you smell like rotting flesh.
80. If you were a comatose patient, I’d pull the plug.
81. Are you feeling down? Because I can feel you up.
Mean and Funny Pick Up Lines
82. My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can’t hold it in.
83. Are you an alarm clock? Because I want to kill you.
84. Are your pi? Because you’re being irrational and this conversation is going in circles.
85. The more I drink, the more beautiful you become. Cheers!
86. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It must have, considering that you clearly landed on your face.
87. If you were a booger, I’d definitely pick you.
88. Are you crippling depression and anxiety? Because you haunt me at every waking hour.
89. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.
90. To be honest, you reek! Do you want to shower together?
91. Didn’t I just see you on the “Most Wanted” list?
92. If I was a fly, I’d be all over you. Why? Because you’re sh*t!
93. Hold still, there’s a mosquito on your ass.
94. Do you like seafood? Because I’ve got plenty of crabs.
95. You’re like a low-life bandit. I’ll give you everything so please don’t hurt me.
Insulting Pick Up Lines
96. Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
97. You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you.
98. Are your garbage? Because I want to take you out.
99. You may not be Jesus, but I’d still nail the heck out of you.
100. I think I saw you on TV. Oh yeah, it was on animal planet.
101. Are you a tumor? Because you grow on me fast. I want to take you out now or die trying.
102. Are you constipated? Because you are so full of sh*t!
103. You’re kind of ugly and fat. Lucky for you, I’m into those things.
104. Are you a piece of trash? Because as someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
105. If I was a fly, I’d be all over you. Why? Because you’re sh*t!
106. Did something bad happen to you, or are you just naturally ugly?
107. I’m willing to lower my standards if you go on a date with me.
All the best guys! Now you have everything you need. Just go and use mean and insulting pick-up lines and keep toxic people at a distance.