Funny One Liners
1. Hey babe, let’s change your spawn location to my place.
2. Are you a light source? Because you’re keeping all my monsters away.
3. Am I slacking or did your grin simply make time stop.
4. Is it safe to say that you are a burst? Since you are ablaze!
5. Is it safe to say that you are a creeper? Since you make my heart detonate.
6. I heard herobrine lost his eyes searching for you.
7. You are going to make my creeper detonate.
8. Need me to contact your fuel pole?
9. I know I’m not an endermen but rather I simply need to get you and remove you with me.
10. I generally convey a container of water when I’m around you since you are so hot you may burst me into flames.
11. Would I be able to tame you and ride you until the end of time?
12. Is it true that you are an auto taiser? Since you trigger my adoration.
13. If you are an ender dragon, can I take care of your eggs?
14. You are so unique. Are you a diamond?
15. Redstone is red, Lazuli is blue, you are pretty much as hot as the magma i fell into.
16. Could you let me into your nether? I promise to make you scream like a ghast.
17. You must be lava because you are extremely hot.
18. Sweet Minecraft Pick up Lines
19. You must be a health potion because when I’m with you my heart is always full.
20. Are you a helmet because you are always on my mind.
21. Are you a Minecraft fence? Because I cant get over you.
22. Redstone is red, Lapis is blue. I would sacrifice my diamonds just to be with you.
23. You must be good at fishing because you have me hooked.
24. Hey baby! Are you a diamond? Because you are pretty special.
25. My pickaxe is so happy! Are you a diamond ore?
26. I’m like a zombie and you are like the sun. you light me on fire.
27. You must be a Minecraft update because I have been waiting for you all this time.
28. Are you a superstar in the Minecraft world? I need your seed.
29. I think I’m sand because I’m falling for you.
30. I know I’m not an endermen but I just want to pick you up and take you away with me.
31. I would trade all my diamonds just to spend time with you.
32. Wanna have some light? Take some to greet the monsters!
33. Your smile is more amazing than a Minecraft sunset.
34. It is hard to find you. Are you a diamond ore?
35. Did I mention you are looking opti-fine tonight?