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100+ Nurse Pick Up Lines to Inject Some Love

Gwen Adams

Flirting with hot and sexy nurses is always a fantasy of many guys. But have you wondered, what quotes or one-liners you will use while flirting with her? Because You ought to make the first conversation fun and interesting and make her awestruck.

Guys! Stop Scratching your head as we already have picked the best Nurse pick Up Lines which will definitely make your first interaction quirky and full of fun. All you need is to choose your favorite pick-up lines best for your situation and use them in your conversation. It will punch up your flirting level and will add a fun twist to your interaction.

Medical Pick Up Lines

1. I wish I were your coronary artery, so I can be wrapped around your heart.

2. Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.

3. I can do rapid clothing removal so fast that you’d be amazed.

4. You make my dopamine levels all silly.

5. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.

6. Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.

7. Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, and I get tachycardia when I think of you.

8. Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

9. I think I’m developing tics. I just can’t help but wink at you.

10. Are you a cardiac nurse, I need someone to take care of my heart.

11. Hey, are you a conditioned stimulus? Because you’re making me drool.

12. Is that a stethoscope around your neck I think my heart just skipped a beat?

Cheesy Nurse PickUp Lines

13. Are You Lost, Ma’am? Because Heaven Is A Long Way From Here.

14. Do You Have A Band-Aid? I Think I Scraped My Knee Falling For You.

15. I Don’t Want An Apple A Day Because I Don’t Want You To Go Away.

16. Did You Hear That? Even My Heart Murmurs, “I Love You!”

17. Excuse Me. I Think You Dropped Something: My Jaw

18. I am hemophilic for you because you paint my town red!

19. Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.

20. Am I dead? Surely I must be because I see an angel!

21. If you were a laser, you’d be set on “electrifying”. I need an inhaler because you just took my breath away

22. Do You Have My Other Lung? Because I’ve Been LUNG-Ing For You.

23. Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

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24. I don’t feel off anymore every time I see you because you turn me right on.

25. I’ve heard the only way to feel safe at night is to sleep with a nurse.

26. Hey I don’t know what you think of me but I hope it’s X-rated.

27. You really turn me on…q 2 hours.

28. I can’t wait to come to your office and take down my pants

29. Can you show me how to do mouth-to-mouth, on me?

30. I can do rapid clothing removal so fast that you’d be amazed

31. Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

32. Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.

33. Those clothes look uncomfortable… need me to cut them off for you?

34. No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.

35. Playing doctor is for kids…let’s play gynecologist!”

36. I have my own multi-positional bed.

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37. If I Go Into Cardiac Arrest, Will You Give Me Mouth To Mouth?

38. We should study some anatomy together.

39. I need medical attention! I hurt myself pretty bad falling for you.

40. Look, I’m dying here! I need a life! Please lower your standards and go out with me if you want me to survive.

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41. Do I have to get critically injured or ill to see you again, or can I just call you?”

42. With all the 206 bones in your body, I can give you an extra one

43. Where there is a pulse there is a chance.

44. Please Don’t Be Too Sweet. I Might Get Diabetes!

45. I’m No Organ Donor, But I’d Be Happy To Give You My Heart.

46. You’re In The Wrong Profession. You Shouldn’t Be A Nurse. You Should Be My Wife.

Funny Pick Up Lines

47. Did You Damage My Cerebellum? Because I’m Falling All Over The Place For You.

48. Is It Just My Olfactory, Or Do You Just Really Smell Good.

49. My Love For You Is Like Diarrhea. I Can’t Hold It In.

50. Hey, Don’t Stress About Pharmacology. Love Is The Only Drug We’ll Need.

51. My Love For You Burns Stronger Than My Urinary Tract Infection.

52. I Think You Are Suffering From A Lack Of Vitamin ME.

53. I’m scared to have one apple a day because I don’t want you to go away.

54. Can you be my proximal because I don’t want to be distal to you.

55. I am ADHD and you are my Ritalin because you make me want to behave and have my attention on you.

56. Are you doing the Valsalva maneuver on me? Because you just made my heart stop beating for a while.

57. Does this rag smell like chloroform?

58. You know, I’ve been highly trained to stick things into people…

Flirty Nurse Pick Up Lines

59. You Get My Heart Racing Like An Epinephrine Drip.

60. I think you should take the temperature instead of me because you’re looking very hot.

61. I guess they hired you because you bring in more patients, you’re just too hot!

62. I Am Developing Astigmatism. But When I’m With You, I Can See Clearer.

63. You must be the one for me… Since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.

64. You Must Be The Cure For Alzheimer’s Because You’re Unforgettable.

65. Can You Check My Heartbeat? I Think It’s Beating Too Fast Because Of You.

66. Is There Something In Your Eye? Oh Wait, It’s Just A Sparkle.

67. You Take Care Of Me So Well; I’m Sure You Will Be A Good Mom To Our Kids.

68. It’s better for you if I switch nurses because it’s not moral to date me while I’m still your patient.

69. You Make My Dopamine Levels All Silly.

70. When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have priapism from all the trauma.

Sweet Pick Up Lines

71. I Don’t Know If I Want To Get Better If It Means Never Seeing You Again.

72. I’m diagnosing you to see if you’d make a good girlfriend.

73. I think my vestibulocochlear nerve is damaged, I keep falling for you.

74. I don’t know if I want to get better if it means never seeing you again.

75. Do you know that you are Sodium and I am H2O? Because wherever you go, I go.

76. You are my iodine, lithium, potassium, einsteinium, and uranium. Because “I Like U”.

77. Sorry if I’m such an obsessive-compulsive, but I love the way I repeatedly tell you, “I love you! I love you! I love you!”

78. You better call life alert because I’ve fallen for you and I can’t get up!

79. You take care of me so well, I’m sure you will be a good mother to our kids

80. Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.

81. I am an organ donor, need a heart?

Words of Wisdom

The Nursing profession deserves a tribute from all of us as taking good care of the health of patients irrespective of working conditions is not a basic job. They work night and day to make the patient feel good.

So here are some quotes in honor of the nurses.


“Every nurse was drawn to nursing because of a desire to care, to serve, or to help.”

“Way back before you were born, God knew there was a need. So God picked your fertile heart and planted a caring seed. Then He waited and He watched. Knowing before too long, the desire in you to help others would continue to grow strong.”

“Being a nurse means to hold all your own tears and start drawing smiles on people’s faces. Nursing is sacrificing.”

I hope you get what you are looking for. Choose your best Pick up lines suitable for your situation and go for it with full confidence. You never know that you might get a date with her. And if you got extra lucky, there is a chance that you both start dating each other.

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