Pirate pick up lines are the perfect way to add a little bit of fun and excitement to your dating life. If you’re looking for a way to stand out from the rest of the singles out there, then try using one of these lines the next time you’re out on the town.
In this article, we’ll be teaching ye how to talk like a pirate with some of the best pick up lines around.
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Best Pirate Lines【2022】
1. Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?
2. Imma cut to the chase…you wanna hook-up?
3. A good captain goes down with his ship, wanna go down with me?
4. I’ve crushed seventeen men’s skulls between my thighs! (Female Pirate) .
5. Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad! (Female Pirate) .
6 .Do ya’ mind if the parrot watches?
7. I’ve sailed the seven seas, and you’re the sleekest schooner I’ve ever sighted.
8 . Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye…!
9. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
10. Yo ho ho! How bout a bottle Of rum? Drink up cause we’re about to get swashbuckled
11. “Is that a cutlass in your pants or aarrrrrrrrrrrr you just happy to see my treasure chest?”
12.. “Yarr, sex marks the spot, I’ve come for your brown bounty cause you make me so HARRRRRRRD”
13. Just because one eye is patched doesn’t mean I don’t see how beautiful you are.
14. You’re drinking a Salty Dog? How’d you like to try the real thing?
15. You’re guilty of being a hot wench…I sentence you to walking my plank
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Female Pirate Lines
16. Aye, I guarantee ye, I’ve had a twenty percent decrease in my “lice ratio!”
17. Baby, my ship was sunk till I saw you.
18. Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
19. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so
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21. That’s not an echo, my parrot thinks you’re sexy too.
22. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on.
23. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!.
24. Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism.
25. They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
26. Just because one eye is patched doesn’t mean I don’t see how beautiful you are.
27. You’re guilty of being a hot wench…I sentence you to walk my plank
More Pirate Lines
28. “Yarr, sex marks the spot, I’ve come for your brown bounty cause you make me so HARRRRRRRD”
29. That’s not an echo, my parrot thinks you’re sexy too.v“Is that a belayin’ pin in yer britches, or are ye …”
30. “I’m captain’s this ship, at least allow me a dip!”
31. “Wanna come back to my home port and see my dock?”
32. “If ye can walk thee plank, ye can surely yank thee plank!”
33. They don’t call me Long John because my head is so big.
34. That’s not an echo, my parrot thinks you’re sexy too.
35. That’s some treasure chest you’ve got there.
36. That’s quite a cutlass ye got thar, what ye need is a good scabbard!
37. That’s the finest pirate booty I’ve ever laid eyes on that’s not an echo, my parrot thinks you’re sexy too.
38. Brwaack! Polly want a cracker? … Oh, wait. That’s for Talk Like a PARROT Day.
39. Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation?
40. I hope you like to matey, because I’m about to swab your deck.
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