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95+ Pokemon Pick Up Lines to Get Partner for Your Journey

Gwen Adams

Want to be with someone as special as Pikachu is to Ash? For that, you would need to look for someone as passionate about Pokemon as you are. But that’s just the first step, to make it work you need to start the conversation with some interesting pokemon pick up lines. Otherwise, you might put the trainer to sleep just like Jigglypuff and end up losing even before the battle starts just like team rocket.

You don’t have to worry about going from one page to another to get the best pick up lines because we have sorted it all out for you. So, stop being a simp like Brock and try out some of the best pick up lines mentioned below to have a ride along with your Officer Jenny or Nurse Joy.

1. Charmander is red and Squirtle is blue but out of all 151 I’d still choose you.

2. If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.

3. Can I call you Cinderella? Because I’d be happy to be your Prince Charmander!

4. Are you a rare candy? because I feel a level-up.

5. Are you a Pikachu? Because you’re shockingly beautiful.

6. If I had a master ball, I’d definitely use it on you.

7. I think we’re going to need Defog before the night is done.

8. Are you a Flareon? Because you’re a sexy fox.

9. Damn girl, I think I need a paralyze heal because you’re stunning.

10. Do you wanna battle? Cuz my pokeballs are ready!

11. Hey girl, you put the cool in Tentacool.

12. You’re worth more than a thousand Nuggets.

13. Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin’.

14. Did you use confuse ray? because you’re making me dizzy.

15. I know you’re not a pokestop but I’d still spin you around and tap that.

16. Unlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash.

17. You just Weedle-d your way into my heart.

18. Let’s make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.

19. Charmander’s red. Squirtle is blue. my heart’s bulba-sore when I am not with you.

20. I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.

21. I wish I was seeking , so I could Horn drill you.

22. Baby, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.

23. Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a pikachu (peek-at-chu)!

24. Tauros uses stomp, and magmar breathes fire. Pokemon’s useless when it’s you I desire.

25. Your going to need a Hyper Potion by the time I’m done with you, girl.

Cheesy One Liners

26. Was charmander your starter? Because you are a blazing inferno.

27. I’m like a Ditto. I’ll be anything you want me to be.

28. I don’t care if you are koffing or weezing, you’re my kind of poison.

29. My love burns for you like the fire on a Typhlosion’s back.

30. Hey girl, you make my caterpie go metapod.

31. I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.

32. Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?

33. I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.

34. How about we make like Charmander and set your bed on fire tonight.

35. Your smile is stronger than a Hyper Beam.

36. You must be a Charmander. Because you’re getting me hot.

37. I won’t need a lucky egg to get lucky tonight.

38. Ohhh, you are so hot, I think I’m gonna need a burn heal.

39. My Exeggcute is pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.

40. Do you want to play my Poke Flute?

41. If you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbasaur tonight.

42. I value my breath, so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away whenever you pass by.

43. I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievous pussy in town.

44. I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.

45. How about you come and see my safari zone?

46. My Zombie plan has been written to include you

47. Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by with my incense again?

48. I’d use rock climbing in your forest.

49. Just like Umbreon, I evolve at night too.

50. You are Starmie and I am Staryu because we belong together.

Pokemon Romance

Dirty One Liners

51. Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?

52. Hey girl, you make my caterpie go metapod.

53. I wish I was a Seaking, so I could Horn Drill you.

54. Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?

55. I don’t need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly.

56. My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.

57. Hey girl, my Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail

58. I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!

59. Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.

60. I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.

61. Are you from the Hoenn Region? Because you’re the only HO I see.

62. When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.

63. I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.

64. I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake.

65. Care to take a Rhydon my Lapras til you Squirtle over me?

66. My Gyarados is big enough for you to ride it all day and night.

67. I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.

68. If you were a Pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle. Because you make me wet!

69. I can make your Jigglypuffs sing

70. How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?

71. I wanna spread Honey on your Forretress.

72. Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

73. I want to Squirtle over your Jigglypuffs.

74. Can I fingerbang you, with my Bulbasaur?

75. If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off

Flirty One Liners

76. Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam.

77. You must know Earthquake because your smile leaves me shaking inside.

78. You are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only Master ball on you.

79. Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz you are making me dizzy.

80. It feels like my Attack suddenly dropped. It must have been your Charm.

81. Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.

82. You must know Gust. Because you totally blew me away.

83. Good thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might cause an explosion.

84. You don’t have to ring the bell. If our eyes meet, I’ll come.

85. It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!

86. If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Electabuzz

87. “BUTTERFREE” up your schedule cause imma “BEEDRILLING” you all night.

88. You must know Tail Whip. Because your beauty leaves me defenceless.

89. You may want to catch ’em all, but I only want to catch you.

90. If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.

91. You’re so cool I’d need an Ice Heal just to chill with you.

92. If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.

93. I’m going to give you an Everstone because I want you to stay just the way you are.

94. You must swim around cinnabar island because you are the “MISSINGNO” to my heart.

95. I slipped some Poison in your drink. Go out with me and I’ll give you the Antidote.

96. Do you know Dig? Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.

97. There are plenty of fish in the sea. But you’re the only Golden Magikarp I see.

98. Yveltal is red, Xerneas is blue, Fennekin is cute, But not as cute as you.

99. My Kadabra just used Future Sight. And it looks like we’ve got a future together.

100. If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty Contest.

So, now that you know these pick up lines you are ready for the hunt! Just choose the one you like the most and say it to your fellow pokemon lover.

Pokemon pick up lines can work like a charm if you choose the right one. With the list available above you can use pick up lines for hardcore Pokemon lovers or even for people who just share some memories with Pokemon. As long as you have these pick lines you won’t feel confused like Psyduck and can enjoy the adventure with fellow Pokemon lovers!

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