Robot pick up lines are a new and upcoming trend in the dating and flirting world. There are many reasons for this, but the most popular one is that robots can help you to pick up lines that you would never think of yourself.
Why not try using robot pick up lines! These lines are sure to get a laugh and may even help you score a date 😉. If you’re looking for some creative and perhaps even flirty pick up lines to use on a robot, you’ve come to the right place! Here are some of our favorites:
1. Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn’t mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!
2. Are those real or were you upgraded in silicone valley?
3. Did you just break one of Asimov’s Three Laws? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
4. Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te
5. Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!
6. Hey baby, I am backward compatible, to service all your legacy needs.
7. I hope you have an accelerometer because I’m gonna rock your world.
8. Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?
9. Come with me and I’ll insert my floppy into your disk drive.
10. Commencing explosive containment procedures, why? Because you are the bomb.
11. I’ll never let you down, unlike those other machines.
12. I’m not a robot, but I can be programmed for your pleasure.
13. You had me at “my software will never crash.”
14. Do you have a circuit board? Because you short circuit my logic.
15. I don’t have a pulse, but you can feel my energy.
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Funny Robot Lines
16. Is it hot in here, or did your internal fan system just crash?
17. Is that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
18. Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise…
19. I’m a cybernetic orgasm. Living tissue over metal Bellend-skeleton.
20. I’m fully functional….programmed in multiple techniques.
21. Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
22. Let’s lose ourselves in some mindless repetitive tasks…. if you know what I mean.
23. If I forward your ports will you insect my packet?
24. Is 2GB really your maximum RAM capacity? I heard otherwise.
25. I support portrait and landscape modes. I’d like to circuit your board.”
26. “You short-circuited my heart.”
27. “You had me at 1s and 0s.”
28. “I’m attracted to your magnetic personality.”
29. “My love for you is electric.”
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Double Meaning Robot Lines
30. You are so hot you need to be water-cooled. You compile me.
31. Make a choice; my docking station or yours?
32. Damn girl, just because you have wi-fi doesn’t mean you should connect with everyone who sends you a signal!
33. Is that a joystick you’re holding or are you just happy to see me?
34. Hey baby, are your pants reflective aluminum alloy? Because I can see myself in them.
35. Did you just break one of Asimov’s Three Laws? Because you’ve got “fine” written all over you.
36. Why don’t you come to explore this strange new world?
37. I hope you have an accelerometer because I’m gonna rock your world.
38. Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.
39. I will show you my source code if you show me yours.
40. You are so hot you need to be water cooled.
41. Want to grab some Java?
42. Rusting is red, and my chipset’s blue. Will you let me assimilate you?
43. If I asked you to lower your Shields would you be offended?
44. baby, you’re so hot my dynamics compressors are maxed out.
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Short Robot Lines
45. I have no emotions but I’ll cuddle after.
46. Those do look real: were you upgraded in silicon valley?
47. Do you like it when I touch your PCI Slot?
48. I’m fully functional and anatomically correct.
49. I’m going to void your warranty!
50. If I were a function(), would you call me?
51. Yes, I know you’re metric- but I’m willing to convert.
52. Do you get a free port for me to plug into?
53. Can I have your IP number? I seem to have lost mine.
54. Hey baby, my name’s Vista, can I crash at your place tonight!
55. You made my heart skip a clock cycle.
56. I am able to love, but just like a sex machine.
57. Would you like a demo of my multitouch capabilities?
58. I’ll Google your Yahoo if you YouTube MySpace.
59. Be my engine. I’ll be your fuel injector.