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50+ Rock Pun Pick Up Lines- Every Geologist Will Love

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It takes practice to perfect the art of flirting. However, if you’re armed with the right pick up lines, you’ll be able to flirt with anyone, anywhere, anytime. And what better place to start than with rock pick up lines?

These lines are guaranteed to get you noticed, and who knows, maybe even score you a date.😉 So without further ado, here are the best rock pick up lines:

Top Rocks lines

1. Are you a rock? Because I want to climb you like one.

2. Are you a metamorphic rock, because I am going to turn you on according to varying temperature and pressure.

3. Babe, you so hot you turn me into rubbles.

4. Call me pop rocks, because i’m going to be busting flavors in your mouth.

5. Hey baby, we don’t need to frack to make the bed rock.

6. Hey baby, I’ll have you cummingtonite if you stick your dickite into my borehole.

7. For score, seven years ago…I would have rocked that butt.

8. Call me Galena, because I’ll leave residue all over your fingers.

9. Are you into geology? Because your body rocks.

10. You so gneiss, I will never take you for granite.

11. Do you like geology puns? They are not my idea of fun. My sediments exactly.

12. Trust me if I say you are my rock, I really dig you out of the ground.

13. Hey baby, want to pegmatite hole?

14. Do not be on the rocks, be on my bed instead.

15. Are you an ingenious rock, because I want to date you.

16. Like all great projects, our relationship is off to a rocky start. You made me hard.

17. Are you a fan of rock music? Cuz I’ll show you my nine inch nail.

18. Hey baby, I love how you are like sedimentary rock. I just want to go deeper and deeper into your layers.

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Funny rock lines

19. We must be in Gorons cave, cause I’m hard as a rock.

20. You may not be a rockstar, but you look pretty rocking to me.v

21. Is your name medusa? Because when i look at you i get rock hard.

22. Knock knock! Who’s there? Ike. Ike who? Ike can rock your world, baby.

23. Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

24. You swept me away like it was longshore drift.

25. Rocks aren’t the only things I can get rough with.

26. Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.

27. Let’s rock n roll.

28. I think I need some kind of support, maybe a retaining wall to stop my jaw from falling off whenever I see you.

29. Baby, I’m harder than anything on the Moh’s Scale.

30. I’m gonna rock your New World!

31. Hi, wanna take a ride in my Metallicar? Because I’m ready for some Rock’n’Roll!

32. I’ll give you my buckle and show you my Plymouth Rock.

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33. Hey baby, believe me when I say I won’t take you for granite.

34. Hello lady, I’m really digging your asthenosphere right now.

35. In honor of Earth Day, I’ll rock your world.

36. Of all the rocks in all the mountains. I’d pick you.

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Rock puns every geologist will appreciate

37. Hey are you into geology? Cause your body rocks.

38. Hey babe, let’s have inter tonguing relationships, you’ll be Toroweap and I’ll be Kaikab.

39. Wait! Is that a pick axe in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

40. If your sexiness could be measured on the Richter Scale, you would be a strong 9.5.

41. Hi, I am a geologist and I really need to check your topography.

42. Hey baby, I love how you are like sedimentary rock; you’ve got so many layers to your personality.

43. Are you the aftershock of an earthquake? Because you are making me fall for you all over again.

44. If only I was a little bit boulder, I would ask you out right now.

45. Trust me darling, I really dig you.

46. The moment I set eyes on you, I knew you were rubble.

47. When my eyes meteors, my heart skipped a beat and my brain froze because you are out of this world.

48. If you knew just how gorge-ous you look, you would appreciate yourself more.

49. If we were earthquakes, you would be the P wave and I‘d be the S wave; that way, you’d be the first to come.

50. I told you I want us to be together forever, I hope you still believe when I sed-I-ment it?

51. I would have loved you to be a conglomerate so I can have you round.

52. You swept me away like it was longshore drift.

53. Why don’t we have a mutually beneficial relationship tonight, I’ll test your hardness if you agree to test my cleavage.

54. What did the gold say to the pyrite? You are a fool and a fake!

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