Introducing yourself to someone new always leaves the first impression which may make you scared about how will the other one will take you and what impression will be left. So, here pick uplines that are going to help you.
“I lost my phone number, can I have yours?” you can start your conversation with these types of interesting pick-up lines to attract him or her. They always work because even if they do not get impressed, they’ll end up giggling with you.
Best Stupid Pick Up Lines
1. “Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?”
2. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past you again?”
3. “Did it hurt? When you fell out of heaven?”
4. “You’re so sweet; you’re giving me a toothache.”
5. “If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?”
6. “Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile!”
7. “You must be tired; you have been running through my head all day.”
8. “Remember me? Oh, that’s right; I’ve only met you in my dreams.”
9. “My friends bet I can’t talk to the prettiest girl; want to use their money to buy drinks?”
10. “Do you like bananas? Because I find you a-peeling.”
11. “Did you play baseball/softball? Because I wanna take you home.”
12. “Did you play soccer? Because you sure are a keeper.”
13. “Did you sit in sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.”
14. “Is your name Jewel? Because you were meant for me.”
15. “Are you related to Yoda? Cuz Yoda-Licious!”
The Best Bad Pick Up Lines
16. I’ve got 1-ply, I’ve got 2-ply, but all I really want is your reply.
17. You must be jelly, cause jam doesn’t shake like that.
18. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I’d give you a 9, because I’m the 1 you’re missing.
19. You must be a bank loan, cause you’ve got my interest.
20. I’m really glad I just bought life insurance because when I saw you, my heart stopped
21. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
22. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
23. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful person here. How should we spend their money?
24. You must be a campfire. Because you’re super hot and I want s’more.
25. Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed because you look sweeter than honey.
26. Are your parents bakers? Because you’re a cutie pie!
27. I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers.
28. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
29. If you and I were socks, we’d make a great pair!
30. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future!
Funny Stupid Pick Up Lines
31. Your eyes are like IKEA. I’m totally lost in them.
32. How much does a polar bear weigh? I don’t know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?
33. Aside from being drop-dead gorgeous, what do you do for a living?
34. Are you a long structure used to restrict the flow of water across rivers and underwater streams? Because daaaaaaaaam!
35. Are you my appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
36. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together.
37. Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah, I remember now. It was in the dictionary next to the word “gorgeous”!
38. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
39. You must be exhausted because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
40. I wasn’t always religious. But I am now because you’re the answer to all my prayers.
41. If you were words on a page you’d be the fine print.
42. You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
43. I may not be a photographer, but I can totally picture us together.
44. You must be a magician. Because any time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
45. I want our love to be like the number Pi: irrational and never-ending.
Stupid Dirty Pick Up Lines
46. Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn!
47. Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?
48. Is it hot in here or is it just you?
49. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
50. Somebody calls the cops because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
51. Are you an orphanage? Because I want to give you kids.
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52. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cucumber!
53. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.
54. If you were a triangle you’d be an acute one
55. If you were a transformer you’d be Optimus fine
56. Are you a banana? Because you are very appealing. (Try Food pick up lines if someone is a foodie)
57. Was your father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on Earth!
58. Can you take oﬀ your clothes so I can see where you hide your angel wings?
59. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?
60. I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Stupid Pick Up Lines to Make her Laugh
61. Am I Cute Enough Yet? Or Do You Need More To Drink?
62. If I Told You You Had A Gorgeous Body, Would You Hold It Against Me?
63. Hello, I’m A Thief, And I’m Here To Steal Your Heart.
64. Are You Religious? Cause You’re The Answer To All My Prayers.
65. There Is Something Wrong With My Phone. Could You Call It For Me To See If It Rings?
66. Have You Been To The Doctor’s Lately? Cause I Think You’re Lacking Some Vitamin Me.
67. I’ve Been Wondering, Do Your Lips Taste As Good As They Look.
68. For Some Reason, I Was Feeling A Little Off Today. But When You 69. Came Along, You Definitely Turned Me On.
69. Can I Even Get A Fake Number?
70. Do you Know What You Would Really Look Beautiful In? My Arms.
71. Someone Vacuum My Lap, I Think This Girl Needs A Clean Place To Sit.
72. I Thought Happiness Starts With H. But Why Does Mine Starts With U?
73. I Saw You, Girls, From Over There And Just Want To Let You Know That I’m Taken.
74. Can I Take A Picture Of You So Santa Knows What I Want For Christmas?
Stupid Pick Up Lines to Make Him Laugh
76. You must be a professional boxer because you are a knockout.
77. How are things in heaven because? You must be an angel.
78. I think I may need glasses because all I can see is you.
79. Somebody calls the cops because it has got to be illegal to look as good as you.
80. Do you know what you would really look beautiful in? My arms.
81. I think your beauty would last to infinity and beyond.
82. It must feel strange being the most beautiful girl in the room.
83. Even if I searched every corner of Google, I couldn’t find someone as beautiful as you.
84. We’re not matching socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.
85. Either the furnace is broken, or you’re so hot you’re melting the room.
86. You’re brighter than the sun and lovelier than the moon.
87. Your lips are like skittles, and I want to taste the rainbow.
88. Are you a Wi-Fi hotspot? Because I feel a connection.
89. Is your name Wally? Because someone like you is hard to find.
90. Excuse me, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.