Superheroes are known for their heroic deeds and amazing abilities. If you’re a fan of comic books or you’re just looking for a way to make someone laugh, these lines are for you. When it comes to flirting, there’s nothing quite like good pick up lines.
If you’re looking to score a date with a fellow superhero fan, these lines are sure to impress. So if you’re looking to land a superhero of your own, try out one of these lines and see where it gets you. Don’t be afraid to use your powers for good and try out one of these lines the next time you’re out on a date.
Clean Pick Up Lines
1. If a spider’s bite can make you a spiderman, would you bite me just to let me be your man?
2. My spidey senses tell me you’re going to fall for me harder than Gwen Stacy. (Oof!)
3. They don’t call me the Mighty Thor for no reason.
4. Are you from Asgard? Because you’re out of this world.
5. Go out with Hulk. Don’t. Make. Hulk. ANGRY.
6. I’m Tony Stark. And I’ve saved my best weapon for you.
7. I brought Thor’s hammer. Wanna see if you’re worthy?
8. Just call me Hawkeye because you’re the bulls-eye, and his arrow never misses.
9. They say Thor is the only one who can wield his hammer. Well, you are the only one who can have my heart.
10. Did it hurt when you fell from Asgard? Because you’re a god/goddess.
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Lines To Impress Any MCU Fan
11. I call him Little Deadpool. He breaks down the fourth wall and your bed.
12. Sure I defeated Red Skull…twice today. Because that’s what I call masturbation.
13. Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like?
14. When I’m done with you, you’ll be singing God Bless Captain America.
15. Come with me to the dark side. Unless you enjoy sex with the lights on.
16. I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work.
17. Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I’ll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.
18. I don’t like to show off but…I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.
19. If you’re lady liberty. Can I be your Captain America?
20. Is that really you or have you shape-shifted into my dream girl?
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Funny Superhero Lines
21. My name is War Machine, but the only war I fight is my love for you.
22. Going to bed, eh? I suppose you wouldn’t mind if I Slytherin..
23. Do you even know what I can do with ben-wa balls and my magnetism powers?
24. I can utilize 90% of my brain, but baby, you can do all the work.
25. Hey baby, want to see what the REAL Ultimate Nullifier looks like?
26. Whadda you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome?
27. Do you know how good it feels without a cape?
28. Do you wanna know how I got these scars?
29. It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s me leaving your house the next morning!
30. Not everything’s mutated if you know what I’m sayin’.
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Superheroes and Villains Lines
31. I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you’ve got some fine humps.
32. Whadda you say we call The Thing And The Invisible Woman and have a Fantastic Foursome?
33. Can you leap over tall buildings in a single bound? Because you’ll need that ability to be on top.
34. I am so into you that I would totally catch you before you hit the ground if you fell off of a building.
35. I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so maybe just fuck me.
36. Have you ever been taken up against a wall? How about a wall 40 feet in the air?
37. We will have a good time by the power of … Greyskull, yeah, that’s it! Greyskull!
38. They call me He-Man because of me and my giant d*ck. -He-Man.
39. I’m really into BDSM–you’ll really like me when I get angry -Hulk.
40. My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is.
