Trees are the perfect pick up lines for getting laid, they’re strong, they’re tall, and they’re always ready to give you a hand. No matter what type of tree you’re into, we’ve got the perfect pick up line for you.
Pick-up lines are a dime a dozen, but tree pick-up lines are few and far between. If you’re looking to get lucky this holiday season, try one of these tree pick up lines for size.
1. Are you a palm tree? Because I really want those dates
2. Are you a present? Because I see you under my tree.
3. Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.
4. Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.
5. Are you a tree? Because you are giving me plenty of wood.
6. Are you the Goddess of Life? Because you just made my tree grow.
7. Babe do you have a forest? Because my tree wants to settle its roots somewhere.
8. Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it.
9. Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?
10. Babe, I’ve got a maple tree that you could suck the sap out of.
11. Babe, I got a hard pine tree for you. Hug it and your hand is about to get really sticky.
12. Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?
13. Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?
14. Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you.
15. Girl are you a coconut tree? Because I would climb on top of you to get the sweet juice of your jug.
16. Girl, by the time I am done, your pussy will never want to get off of my tree trunk.
17. Girl, with your love this wood can become a big tree.
18. Hey baby, are you a tree? Because I wanna hug you.
19. Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I want to chop you up with an axe.
20. Hey girl, wanna plant a tree with me?
21. I bet trees stop and look at you in awe.
22. I don’t want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.
23. I feel like a tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
24. I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree.
25. If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree. I’d put my nuts in you.
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Funny Tree Lines
26. Hey girl, are you a tree?
27. Because I want to chop you up with an axe and throw you inside of a fireplace.
28. You may fall from a bicycle, you may fall from a tree….
29. But the best way to fall……….is in love with me.
30. The top of my Christmas tree is missing a angel like you.
31. Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
32. The tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel sitting on top of it tonight.
33. Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?
34. Our love will grow just like The Great Deku Tree.
35. The tree of life is called , wants its sweetness behind.
36. If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?
37. I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let’s make like a tree and leave.
38. Let’s save the trees…I mean…date me please…but you know we can also save the trees.
39. Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you’re giving me wood.
40. You could fall off a house, you can fall off of a tree, but the best way to fall
41. Is in love with me.
42. Do you know what a Timberwolf is? No. Thats a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in between the limbs.
43. Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.
44. If I was a tree in a forest, would you hear me falling for you?
45. Pretty proud of this one.
46. The fruit of the tree of life called. It wants its sweetness back.
47. You’re so hot you must’ve started all of this darn global warming.
48. Are you a star? Cuz wanna I be the Christmas tree that you go on top of..
49. If we were trees. We’d be of the same species.
50. Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh.
51. This place doesn’t have plenty of trees. Mind taking a shower with me to conserve water.
52. I’m against animal cruelty, so don’t hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently.
53. Allow me call you a cherry tree, but not because of those fruits on your chest.
54. Like the bamboo sheets on your bed I want to cover you with sustainable love!
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