Trees are the perfect pick up lines for getting laid, they’re strong, they’re tall, and they’re always ready to give you a hand. No matter what type of tree you’re into, we’ve got the perfect pick up line for you.
Pick-up lines are a dime a dozen, but tree pick-up lines are few and far between. If you’re looking to get lucky this holiday season, try one of these tree pick up lines for size.
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Top Tree Pick Up lines
1. Are you a palm tree? Because I really want those dates
2. Are you a present? Because I see you under my tree.
3. Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.
4. Are you a tree? Because I am a cat and want to get stuck in you.
5. Are you a tree? Because you are giving me plenty of wood.
6. Are you the Goddess of Life? Because you just made my tree grow.
7. Babe do you have a forest? Because my tree wants to settle its roots somewhere.
8. Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it.
9. Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?
10. Babe, I’ve got a maple tree that you could suck the sap out of.
11. Babe, I got a hard pine tree for you. Hug it and your hand is about to get really sticky.
12. Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?
13. Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?
14. Erections don’t grow on tree, right? That’s why I’m spending a night with you.
15. Girl are you a coconut tree? Because I would climb on top of you to get the sweet juice of your jug.
16. Girl, by the time I am done, your pussy will never want to get off of my tree trunk.
17. Girl, with your love this wood can become a big tree.
18. Hey baby, are you a tree? Because I wanna hug you.
19. Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I want to chop you up with an axe.
20. Hey girl, wanna plant a tree with me?
21. I bet trees stop and look at you in awe.
22. I don’t want to be under the cork tree. I want to be under YOU.
23. I feel like a tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!
24. I will stop loving you the day that an apple grows on a mango tree.
25. If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree. I’d put my nuts in you.