Wine pick up lines can be funny, cheesy, or even flirty. If you’re looking for a way to break the ice with someone you’re interested in, try using one of these lines. Just be sure to keep your sense of humor intact and don’t take yourself too seriously.
Do memorize them well and also don’t forget to share these awesome pick up lines on Tinder, Instagram, or any dating platform and even in-person.
Dine & Wine Lines
1. If you were starring in a movie about wine, which character would you be?
2. Are you made out of grapes? Because you are fine as wine!
3. Hi there, are you drinking a glass of wine? I love to travel how about you?
4. Put down that Moscato d’Asti. You are sweet enough already.
5. You and I sound like the name of the next great wine. Are you game?
6. You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
7. I think a woman improves with age – like fine wine.
8. I think we could make beautiful wine together.
9. You me, a bottle of wine, and your ex’s email?
10. I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
Cool Wine Lines
11. I’ve a bottle of Domaine Romanée Conti with your name all over it.
12. You are the greatest sparkling wine in this world that I want to taste for the rest of my life.
13. Jesus turns water into wine. I can turn your girl into mine
14. I like my girls like my wine. Sweet and 18 years old.
15. Hey, are you wine? Because I have a certain cellar I want to keep you in.
16. I’d abstain from wine for a month for just one night with you.
17. If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I’d name it after you.
18. You have intoxicated me like fortified wine.
19. You are like a bottle of wine to me because I want to spend the rest of my life sipping you.
20. I am told wine makes you sexy. How about we have a drink?
Short Wine Lines
21. Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.
22. I make a great steak dinner and have the perfect bottle set aside for just this occasion.
23. I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
24. I would buy you a drink, baby, but then I’d be so jealous of the glass.
25. Whoops. Looks like you owe me a drink, girl/guy.” (But why???) “Because I dropped mine when you walked by just now.
26. Your eyes are as sparkling as this glass of Champagne.
27. You’re so cute, I could just bottle you and drink you up.
28. You’re so hot, you could make my wine mull with just one look.
29. I love to make good wine and bet I can make you whine good too.
30. You had me at merlot.
Clever And Witty Lines
31. Pretty sure my vodka rocks are jealous. (But why???) Because you’re the most intoxicating thing in this place.
32. That bottle of whiskey is 40% ABV. Do you really need any more proof to come home with me tonight?
33. Think I’m gonna go ahead and put these handles back on the shelf, cuz girl/boy, you’ve already got a hold on me.
34. I would buy you a drink, baby, but then I’d be so jealous of the glass.
35. This ain’t no beer belly. It’s the gas tank for my love machine.
36. Did you slip some Fireball into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?
37. You remind me of a tumbler of whiskey. You’re mature and smooth, and I’ll definitely be pounding you tonight.
38. I wish I was a glass of whiskey, girl/guy.” (But why???) “So you could hold me in your hands and nurse me.
39. Yeah, I get that the whiskey is from Tennessee, but you’re the only 10 I see.
40. I don’t need another glass of wine. (But why???) Cuz girl/guy, I could just get drunk on your love.
Funny Lines
41. I can see you have a lot of grapes, how about a date?
42. Because the guard has been up my kiss all day and I’m still thirsty.
43. They say Jesus turned water into wine, but all I wanna do is turn you into mine <3
44. But you’d look cheddar next to me. Fondue you want to provolone some of your time? I promise I’m not a Muenster. Maybe we could get some wine for all this cheese.
45. Roses are red, Violets are blue Jesus turned water into wine I’m just tryna turn you into mine
46. Because you’re fine, classy, and depending on how I treat you my night could go great or terribly wrong
47. Hey girl! Wanna see me turn water into wine while we play Joseph and Potiphar’s wife?
48. You’re just like a wine tasting. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing.
49. I hear you like wine. Well, if I tasted you, I’d roll you around on my tongue for hours.
50. At first taste, you spit me out, but eventually, you learn to swallow
Wine, Winery, and Vineyard Lines
51. I think I must have drunk too much wine because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
52. Weather like this makes me just want to sit around a fire and drink wine all day.
53. I can tell a grape’s ripe by the way it tastes.
54. I’d abstain from wine for a month for just one night with you.
55. If I was going to name a bottle of wine, I’d name it after you.
56. The gophers around here are quite clever and have found ingenious places to hide. Do you mind if I check for one in your tunnels?
57. If I tasted you, I’d roll you around with my tongue for hours.
58. Do you like books? I heard Been Doon So Long is the perfect bedtime story.
59. The way you look at me is making me turn as red as that glass of wine, please don’t stop.
60. I think we could make beautiful wine together.
Tinder Lines
61. Think I’m gonna go ahead and put these handles back on the shelf, cuz girl/boy, you’ve already got a hold on me.
62. I think I must have drunk too much wine because when you walked in, the room started to spin.
63. How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
64. May I offer you a glass of EU-defined representative wine product?
65. I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you’re feelin’ frisky.
66. I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I’ve learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I’d love to share them with you.
67. I studied in France and worked harvest in Italy, I’ve learned some of the secrets to making great wine and I’d love to share them with you.
68. This ain’t no beer belly. It’s the gas tank for my love machine.
69. I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
70. I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same wine as me. Are you trying to copy me?
Latest Lines
71. Do you need a wine tasting partner? Because I‘m something of a wine geek.
72. You’re about as intoxicating as fortified wine.
73. I can tell a grape’s ripe by the way it tastes.
74. I think we could make beautiful wine together.
75. I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
76. You are like a bottle of fine wine. I want to take my time sipping and smelling you.
77. I promise I’ll last longer than a bottle of the finest Bordeaux.
78. How about I make you breakfast and serve you a Champagne cocktail tomorrow morning in bed?
79. I bet you drink lots of wine because the antioxidants are obviously doing your body really good.
80. I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you’re feelin’ frisky.