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69+ Dirty Pickup Lines That Can Make Them Go Down on You

“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged” cheesy and dirty enough?. Flirting in a dirty way is a bold move but a for sure step to impress someone. You can improve your compatibility in the best possible manner.  These types of Pick Up lines always flatter the other one and will surely impress the other one.

Dirty or cheesy pick-up lines always help when you’re trying to flirt with someone so make sure you remember them well.

Dirty Pick Up Lines

1. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed

2. You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear

3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

4. I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!

5. Are you smoking? (No!) Oh, yes you are!

6. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle

7. Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen

8. You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast

9. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on

10. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

11. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth?

12. Want to save water by showering together?

13. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself. Can you sleep with me?

14. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.

15. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

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16. If you were in an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?

17. I would tell you a joke about my peepee, but it’s too long

18. I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you

19. If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up

20. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you

21. Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?

22. I’m a zombie, can I eat you out?

23. I’ve recently qualified as a gynecologist and I’d like to offer you my pro-boner services

24. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you

25. I’d love to see you wearing your birthday suit

26. Do you believe guys think with their d!ck? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

27. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under

28. There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?

29. Could you do me a favor? Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut?

30. Do you believe in free love? (No) Then how much for a BJ?

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31. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?

32. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK…

33. Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fck outta me

34. If I told you I had a 2-inch d!ck would you fck me? (No) Good, because mine is 8 inches.

35. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fck you on the floor

36. My d!ck’s been feeling a little dead lately. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth?

37. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free

38. Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply

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39. I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas

40. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?

41. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down

42. That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I

43. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

44. Excuse me, but do you give head to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

45. I’ve just moved you to the top of my to-do list.

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46. Are you, Siri? Because you autocomplete me.

47. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

48. Hi, my name is [your name], but you can call me tonight or tomorrow.

49. Let’s save water by taking a shower together.

50. I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

51. Did you know I am good with numbers? Give me yours so I can prove it to you.

52. My mom said she found a beautiful and intelligent girl for me. Is that you?

53. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but fish can fly, right?

54. Oh! I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

55. Hey. I’m Mr. Right. I heard you were looking for me.

56. Feel my shirt. It’s made of boyfriend material.

57. If Disney is the happiest place on Earth, in your arms is no doubt the happiest place in the universe.

58. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

59. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pick-up line.

60. How long do I have? (Huh? Until what?) Until you have to be back in heaven.

Funniest Pick Up Lines

61. If you were a potato, you’d be a sweet one.

62. If you were a library book, I would check you out.

63. I must be in a museum because you truly are a work of art.

64. Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.

65. Are your cake? Cause I want a piece of that.

66. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

67. What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.

68. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

69. Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.

70. You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.

71. I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

72. If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

73. If you were a steak, you would be well done.

74. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

75. I’ll give up my morning cereal to spoon you instead.

Cheesy Pick up Lines

76. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.

77. Let me tie your shoes, cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

78. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

79. How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh… you just look hot to me.

80. Even if there wasn’t any gravity on earth, I would still fall for you!

81. Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

82. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?

83. If a thousand painters worked for a thousand years, they could not create a work of art as beautiful as you.

84. Let’s commit the perfect crime: I’ll steal your heart, and you’ll steal mine.

85. I sneezed because God blessed me with you.

86. I have to show you the prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. (show phone with front cam)

87. Was your father a thief? ‘Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

88. Do you have sunburn, or are you always this hot?

89. No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes.

90. My love for you is like dividing by zero– it cannot be defined.

Cute Pick Up Lines

91. Roses are red, my face is too, that only happens when I’m around you

92. Never play hide and seek with you because someone like you is impossible to find

93. If being in love was illegal, will you be my partner in crime?

94. Roses are red violets are blue I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you

95. I am going to complain to Spotify about you not being this week’s hottest single.

96. Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

97. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.

98. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not that pretty but damn look at you.

99. You know you’re in love when you can’t fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.

100. I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.

101. Can I follow you? Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams

102. If I had to rate you out of 10 I’d rate you a 9… because I am the one that you are missing!

103. There’s only one thing I want to change about you—your last name.

104. Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.

105. If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard.

These dirty pick-up lines are really very good, funny, cheesy, dirty, etc. These lines can be used for girls and boys too. These flirty dirtiest lines help you in making your chemistry strong with your girlfriend or boyfriend.

These lines can be inappropriate too but can knock anybody out if someone is in your competition because these are the cheesiest too. So save your time and memorize them well.

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