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55+ Tech Pick Up Lines to Impress a Tech Geek

Gwen Adams

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In the world of online dating, pick up lines are a dime a dozen. But in the world of online dating, where the competition is fierce, it can be hard to stand out from the crowd.

That’s where tech pick up lines come in. Whether you’re a seasoned online dater or just getting started, these awesome pick up lines are sure to get you noticed.

So what are you waiting for? Try out these tech pick up lines and see for yourself!

Suave Only Techies Will Understand

1. Check out the new operating system…IN MY PANTS!

2. What’s up honey, wanna learn about binary numbers? My 1 can interact well with your 0.

3. How about you include my header?

4. Girl, you are so fine I will Retweet your life.

5. Hey girl, is your name Truecaller? Because you’re getting my name and number.

6. Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

7. Want to be the Photoshop to my Illustrator, so together we can make a Creative Suite?

8. Hey Baby, how about you and me go back to my house so I can break out my calc book and study those curves?

9. Girl, I have 6″+… In my pants.

10. Do you think we can make it a step more serious and disable network sharing?

11. You’re like the ultimate software, there’s no room for upgrades.

12. Are you the shear tool? cause you have some sharp angles.

13. Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!

14. Baby, if they made you in C, you would have a pointer to my heart.

15. Baby, let’s configure our hard drives in master and slave positions.

16. Baby, no part of my body is Micro or Soft.

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17. Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.

18. Don’t worry honey, they call it my dual-channel RAM.

19. Here’s my number: 0011 0011 1011 0001 0010 1000 0101

20. Have you been Googling me? I’ve got my blog all tricked out with analytics and I think I’ve been seeing your IP address in them.

21. Hey baby, let’s turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.

22. Girl, you must be an electron because you electrify me.

23. Wanna Bruteforce my Blowfish?

24. Hey Baby! Too many resistors down here but still I can’t resist you.

25. Do you still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

26. Forget Google, check out my doodle!

27. Even if you’re 72 dpi, you’re worth it.

28. Oh, your name is Taylor… You remind me of Calc 3.

29. If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

30. If there was a favorite button on your profile, I’d press it every day.

31. Are you a double? The thought of you always floats inside my head.

32. Baby, you know this junk isn’t USB2.0..it’s firewire!

Couple using phone

33. Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

34. Can I stick my USB drive in your USB port?

35. Every once and a while two numbers meet, link, and become forever binary.

36. Can you be my ActionListener? That way you notice everything that I do.

37. Can you be my private variable? I want to be the only one with access to you.

38. Girl, are you Wi-Fi? Cuz I’m feeling the connection!

39. Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

40. Hey baby, I’m a power source, and you’re the kind of resistor I’d like to deliver my load to.

41. Hey cutie! I have a processor, and if you have an empty slot on your motherboard.

42. Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU?

43. I’ll deliver power to your load.

44. I can’t take it, you’re just so well designed.

45. Are you a function generator? Because I’m getting mixed signals from you.

46. You must be Windows 95 because you got me so unstable.

47. I can’t take my eyes off of you…No, seriously, I’m legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.

48. You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

49. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.

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50. Just finished installing OS X Lion. There’s a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

51. A life without you would be like a computer without an OS.

52. Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.

53. Baby are you a motherboard?, Cause I’d “RAM” you all night long.

54. Baby, you’re so cute you made my page 404.

55. Baby, if they made you in Java, you’d be the object of my desire.

56. Baby, you overclock my processor.

57. Girl, you are an A++.

58. Hey baby, did you know I am wearing a C-String?

59. Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.

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