Everybody whether bisexual or straight deserves the right to love and express love. It is unobjectionable that a guy is romantically interested in other guys. Love is not reserved for only straight people; Love has no gender.
So we have crafted the best pick-up lines that work everywhere, especially for gay guys to express their feelings in the most fun and quirky way. Hurry up! Choose your favorite one-liners and punch up your flirting game.
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1. Can I push your stool in?
2. I’m masc, hung, clean, and generous.
3. I’ve never seen such a huge bulge in a man’s pants… wait a minute, yes I have – mine!
4. If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
5. Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.
6. Nice ass… what time does it open?
7. You’ve got spunk. I like that in a man.
8. I typically don’t find people like you on my Pokémon Go app, but I’d like to catch you.
9. Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE?
10. I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
11. I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
12. Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
13. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
14. Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?
15. I’ve fallen for you so hard, I can’t think straight.
16. If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
17. It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here because I’m already planning our wedding.
18. Dude, I’m an American Express lover… you shouldn’t go home without me.
19. It ain’t matter to me if you are bi or normal.
20. Would you like your parrot on this shoulder….or THIS shoulder?
21. You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances of getting a date on a Saturday night.
22. You would be perfect for this movie I’m shooting called “Dirty Sanchez”.
23. You must be the limp doctor because I’ve got a stiffy.
24. Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
25. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anywhere you want to.
26. Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?
27. My name is Mark… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.
28. Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
29. Why do I need a girlfriend when I can have a boyfriend, keito-Kun?
30. When you’re ready to switch sides, I have dibs on you.
31. If I were lez, I’d so bang you with passion.
32. You were totally in my dream last night! Maybe I’ll wake up between you and my BF tomorrow morning.
33. Only a gay knows how a man needs love.
34. fu*k me if I’m wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
35. If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
36. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
37. If nothing lasts forever will you be my nothing?
38. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
39. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
40. You know, if I were you, I’d have sex with me.
41. Are you cold? Cause I can be your sweater.
42. Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that’s buried deep in my butt.
43. I just saw George Michael in the men’s room. He was asking about you.
44. I’m bisectional.
45. So you’re straight? So are noodles until they get hot.
46. You’ll be receiving a package soon.
47. Guys know what guys like!
48. Does it make me gay if I hook up with you?
49. Hello, I’m bisexual. I’d like to BUY you a drink…and then get sexual.
50. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
51. I’ve got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?
52. Real men eat me.
53. Why don’t you come on over here, sit on my lap, and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
54. I’d walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing, you do with your tongue.
55. Do you sleep on your stomach? No…? Can I ???
56. Are you an astronaut? Because I really wanna explore Uranus.
57. Christ has risen today, and so have my pants.
58. Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
59. Have you ever bought a vibrator? (No.) Do you want to rent one?
60. May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
61. My vibrator is out of batteries, can I borrow you instead?
62. I hear the gays give better BJs…
63. hey there, do you like glazed or creme filled?
64. I don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
65. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
66. We’re having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
67. You remind me of a Happy Meal… because I’m going to make you come with a toy inside.
68. Wanna play army? I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
69. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
70. Do you wash your jeans in Windex? …because I can see myself in them.
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71. Do I confuse your sexuality yet or should I walk by again?
72. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
73. I can’t think straight around you.
74. I think I’m gay, want to prove me wrong?
75. I’m going to make it like “Toy Story” and get Buzzed so I can play with your Woody.
76. (Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)… Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.
77. If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?
78. Looks like you need some flame in your life.
79. You wanna a ride to Starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee.
80. Hypothetically speaking, if we hooked up you’d be the bottom.
81. So, you’re gay? Wanna hook-up? Quick and simple?
82. Bet I can do it better than your girlfriend.
83. I saw you walking and hard. Can you help me out??
84. You COULD hang with us tonight.
85. I hope you don’t have tetanus cause tonight you are gonna nail me.
86. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.
87. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don’t you like pizza?
88. I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
89. Hey fellas, let’s bowl some balls?
90. Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
91. The UPS office called. They told me I need to check your package.
92. Your boots remind me of red velvet cake, and I love red velvet cake.
93. I didn’t know angels flew so low.
94. I want to make you purr like an alley cat.
95. Hey Bud. Wanna play with tummy sticks?
96. Do you like Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
97. I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat!
98. I’m, straighten me out! I’m joining the priesthood tomorrow.
99. My two favorite letters of the alphabet are E Z.
100. I’m a bird watcher and I’m looking for a Big Cocked Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
101. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?