We all know how difficult it can be to approach someone we’re attracted to. It’s even harder when we don’t have any idea what to say. If you’re struggling to find the perfect pick-up line to use at your local pharmacy, we’ve got you covered.
Pick up lines are a great way to start a conversation with someone you’re interested in. But, sometimes, picking the right line can be a little tricky. If you’re looking for a way to break the ice with that special someone at the pharmacy, these best pick up lines are sure to do the trick!
1. Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
2. Girl, you’re so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
3. Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can’t get you out of my system.
4. You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
5. Baby, I’m like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me—a very common side effect.
6. Can I bother you with an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
7. Propranolol is red, and digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
8. Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
9. Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
10. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
11. Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
12. Hey, I heard you’re the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you every day for the rest of our lives.
13. You’re like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
14. I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
15. I’m like acetaminophen. I’ll make sure all your pains go away when we’re together.
16. Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
17. I need an antibiotic because my love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
18. Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
19. need an Imodium, because I can’t hold in my love for you.
20. You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
21. You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
22. You make my dopamine levels all silly.
23. You need to add me to the methadone register because I’m addicted to you.
24. You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
25. All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
26. I hope someday to be your emergency contact.
27. Girl do you have an arrhythmia? Cuz you’re on fleek-aside!
28. Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
29. Ready to find new routes of administration?
30. Girl, you’re so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
31. Hey, you’re a pretty good-looking pharmacist.
32. Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
33. Can you help me with my hypotension as I like I’m falling for you?
34. Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
35. Girl you so sweet I’m gonna need a Metformin prescription.
36. Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away. Babe, I got quick reconstitution time.
37. You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
38. You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
39. Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
40. My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
41. Do you have Antabuse? Because I’m intoxicated by you!
42. You need to add me to the methadone register because I’m addicted to you.
43. Are you drowning? Because I’m feeling the urge to give you CPR.
44. Girl you’re so sweet I’m gonna need a Metformin prescription.
45. Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can’t get you out of my system.
Funny Pharmacy Lines
46. I’ve been medscheckin you out for 20 minutes, and the only thing I reckon you should be on is me!
47. Can I be your ophthalmologist ‘cause I can’t stop looking into your eyes?
48. I need an antibiotic because my love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
49. Your calves must be aching. Because you’ve been back-marching through my mind all day.
50. Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
51. Well hello there! Would you like some help with your femring?
52. Are you lost, Ma’am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
53. Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
54. You look familiar. Did we have class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
55. Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
56. Babe, do you do more than a lick and stick?
57. I have an ectopic heartbeat when I see you.
58. My darling, you are like norepinephrine. It is because just like this medicine, you have made my heart race and beat endlessly!
59. Let’s exchange genetic information!
60. Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
61. Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
62. Are you an Advil? Cause I’d like to take you every 2-4 hours.
63. Babe, is your middle name Desyrel? because you gave me priapism.
64. Baby, I’m like Efavirenz. Go out with me and let me take your nightmares away.
65. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
66. Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.
67. Girl, you’re so expensive my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
68. Hey baby, you are like an SSRI antipsychotic. It only makes sense when you are with me.
69. Hey girl, I heard you are the pharmacist. Here is my new methadone prescription. See you every day for the rest of our lives.
70. Hey, I’m like acetaminophen I’ll make sure all your pains go away when we’re together.
71. I am a pharmacist, I do it without breaks and I go all day long.
72. I think I can stop my risedronate from now on because you have significantly increased my bone strength.
73. If eye contact occurs, strip down and rinse off immediately.
74. Is that a Zoladex in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
75. Is your name flecainide? Because u just made my heart skip a beat.
76. My love for you burns stronger than my urinary tract infection.
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